microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it
tags written by microwave mimic. "oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm."
last episode of succession was so crazy. do you guys think kendall is going to manage to close the portal or is it over for new york?
- yo mr white have you watched the news? the portal over new york has been closed! could it be…
- i think so too, jesse. that kendall guy must have used the last of his power…
happy what do tuesday's tuesday
Joe Biden Lookin Fresh
"what's the matter, smooth-skin? didn't think a ghoul could become president, did ya?"
Choo Choo
Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.
Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises
wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped
Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?
why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
What?
as an empath i had to quit my barista job because i could feel the coffee bean’s pain when i had to grind them. i could hear them screaming
Gay women are allowed to do whatever
“she blew up a planet” okay and? your homophobia is showing
Lesbians can’t blow up the planet, that’s evil. No MATTER their sexual orientation.
No it’s fine
another great post sent directly from god
Devil Scorpionfish
Wild grumpuses on their treacherous migration to the complaints department





