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Kind of worrying that my first instinctual thought when I hear my dad walking around downstairs is ‘please get away from me’
most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved
- “yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.”
- “let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.”
- “I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !”
- “I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.”
- “HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY”
- “Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?”
- Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge.
- *imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy”
- *laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO”
- “Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.”
- “You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.”
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Kind of weird how the mirror did it right back at me. Like it was putting me on notice.
batmanglijs-deactivated20201011
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
@theminky – just gonna leave this right here for LJ……
Credit @thesanityclause
I fucking hate puns but I FUCKING LOVE USAGI’S FACES IN THESE COMICS I LOVE IT EVEN MORE THAN I HATE PUNS
Oh. Well now I know why I like Venus so much.
@ my fellow gays, use this generator i made to find out what kind of weapon you’re best off wielding on the battlefield!
im not even gonna click it because i too am dagger twink
the-undead-cactus-deactivated20
TFW you read a bunch of fanfiction and start to forget actual canon
Chapter 72 or in which Yuu embarrasses his boyfriend in front of the whole army
Thrilling Sequel
why not start off this ArtBlog with something NSFWish? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Have some Shiro in Lingerie, bc honestly this man is a whole snack
Keith: Where do you fit in if you’re a semi-muscular, pale man with a little bit of an anger problem? Asking for a friend…
Lance: In my ass, tbh
Anonymous asked:
since shiro is now confirmed gay there is no heterosexual explanation to him stuttering at seeing keith come back 2 years older and hotter
i’m so glad this is literally canon now:
imagine youre keith and you go to school with this kid who is literally the size of a peanut
you’re aware of him, but not really paying much mind to him. theres other stuff going on
but then one day he shows up and he looks like this now and also he’s significantly taller
your reaction would probably also be Gay Shock™