I'm the very embodiment of his dreams.

Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed

me: 

I hope you find happiness within yourself.

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

As far as I am concerned, she has nights where they make food from the cultures of each respective kid. And she makes sure all her kids maintain their dual citizenship (where they’re from and US) & visit often. Jolie is an exception, she doesn’t steal, she respects, embraces and accepts. She raises her children with understanding and compassion of people of different race and culture. Bravo.

The one white woman who’s tryna do interracial adoption right and they try and drag her?

This is an actual tweet by dennys

Oh my god

I’m

…thank you

These are so funny and scarily accurate.

we’re in the training montage of our lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we cannot quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.