love when cats get a toy and walk around with it while making noises. like yeah bud... you got it...

It would never have worked out between us. Keep telling yourself that, darling.

(source)

Truth is just as hilarious as fiction.

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

I’ll deal with it, I just gotta be dramatic about it for a minute first.

– Susan Sontag

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

Ser Criston: sO yOu WaNt mE tO bE yOuR wHoRe?!

Alicent, Daemon, Harwin, lined up begging to be Rhaenyra's whore:

Not gonna lie friends. I would like to feel desired and feel like someone’s first choice

What employers need to understand about me is that I do my thing

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.

#CHIDI WAS RIGHT

The Good Place really went with making their new Point ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism’ and I respect that

And then went on to say “blaming individuals for all of this is absurd and evil, as is locking them up for punishment instead of rehabilitation” and I respect that

Also, “consequentialism is a fundamentally flawed branch of ethics”

Cat ppl will be like "There's no love like a cat's love" and dog ppl will be like "there is no love like a dog's love" and they are both correct.

Every social animal you can have as a pet will have a unique way of bonding with a human, both as a species and as an individual. And i think that's great. For a lot of them this includes accompanying you to the bathroom. Delightful. Life is worth living

Endlessly amusing how quickly street preachers go from "Jesus is Love" to "Jesus will Cook You in Hell Fire"

Love means never having to say "I'll worship you if you promise not to torture me for forever" ♥️