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@iread-between-thelines

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medinaali

Bros before hoes Junk before trunk Balls before dolls Padres before I sleep with two madres Brad Pitt before grab clit These nuts before skinny sluts Masturbate before ask her to date Beef stew before watching the view Male erection before one direction Mario and luigi before Thelma and louizeee Bert and Ernie before squirt and spermy Man purses before.. regular purses Sports before genital warts.. No… John madden before…. jasmine from Aladdin!

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do you think ants get confused when they accidentally get on buses and end up really far away

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aeqo

Here’s your mid-week reminder to forgive yourself if you’ve had a crappy/tired/unproductive day/week/month/year. You are doing the best you can. Look after yourself, do what you need to do. And it doesn’t matter what time of day/week/month/year it is, it’s never too late to make a fresh start. 

Oh god, I needed this so badly. Thank you.

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when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss