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Irateam

@irateam

| Age: 21 / Male |
PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: oh no, it’s due tomorrow! what’ll i do…
KAZUMA KIRYU: mm? what’s wrong, kid?
PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: we’re learning about the ocean in class. i was supposed to write a report on the benthic zone, but… i fell behind.
KAZUMA KIRYU: (the benthic zone, huh? …lotta people interested in that, lately.)
PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: please, mister… could you help?
KAZUMA KIRYU: (not good for a bright young kid to fall behind in his studies… school’s the stepping stone for success in life.)
KAZUMA KIRYU: sure, kid. what do you need?
PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: you will? great! if you could just go down there and tell me what it’s like, that would be a great help!
KAZUMA KIRYU: ah.
KAZUMA KIRYU: (well, a promise is a promise.)
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You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

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*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

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Huh

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

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Ok I'll go fuck myself

still thinking about her (the pretty girl that laughed as we passed each other on the street when she heard me say 'i KNEW I had to bring my umbrella. but I didn't' when it was raining)

@breadussy virgo reconoce a virgo. celoso de que me caigan las minusas cuando puteo en la calle?

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La lluvia lo unico que te cae gil

la lluvia que le sale a tu vieja cuando está conmigo

Quien puede ser!? El animal que ahora ves, quien sera!? EL ANIMAL

Miren amigos! Son dos Argies en su habitat natural! Ahora, no se asusten! Solo parece agresividad pero en realidad es un complejo ritual de apareamiento, despues de todo yaoi reconoce a yaoi

People don't like to admit it bcs cringe or w/e but Homestuck really did revolutionize the webcomic as a storytelling medium and I am endlessly frustrated that before webcomic artists could really stretch our legs fucking webtoonz swooped in, set a new, more restrictive standard, and then monetized and monopolized the ever living fuck out of the concept of The Webcomic until it drove away anyone who couldn't be a professional quality manga artist for free, and now the only webcomics that actually feel like spiritual successors to Homestuck are so obscure they're basically cult classics that you have to beg people to read.

Like it's just so wild to be in high school and see Homestuck be like "we're using like fifteen different artistic mediums to tell this story bcs we can" and be really fucking inspired by that, only to grow up and see basically every webcomic ever have to conform to One Single Standard or fucking perish.

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reached the final phase of insanity regarding my fast food job (started viewing all my job observations through the lens of RPG Squidward)

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i need to quit so bad

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