being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

being in a public restroom

being in a public

being

people adding things 2 my posts

your posts

ur blog

u

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

you thinking that comment was necessary

thinking

wen u zoom in

I love this post

love

It just keeps getting better

overused captions

Tumblr’s new layout

tumblr

the internet

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

ITS LIKE TOOTHLESS IN HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

In 35 years nursing homes will have some really awesome LAN parties.

everyone stop fighting

just stop it

leave it to the cute little puppies

World peace is possible ^

All pants and jeans should have pockets lined with microfiber material so your phone gets cleaned every time you put it in your pocket.

I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts

This is one of the best uses of the internet I have ever seen

This is a really great way of explaining gender neutral pronoun - they/them/their

A year after Pokemon Go comes out, the developers should take the 8 top ranked players and make them gym leaders.

I’m laughing and screaming at the same time.

(via suspend)

Psychic: -reads my mind-

My Mind:

Psychic: What the FUCK