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What would Miyazaki characters look like in real life?

Andrew Michael Golden made it his mission to create photorealistic images of the odd and mystical characters from various Studio Ghibli films. I must say, Porco Rosso cuts a rather convincing--not to mention stately--figure. Over at his site, you can see Golden's attempts at Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Ponyo, and more.

The Ruins of an Abandoned Zoo Transformed into a Trippy Graffiti Gallery

By Lauren Davis

While the ruins of Los Angeles' Griffith Park zoo have been left to molder as an oddball tourist attraction, the abandoned remains of Torino, Italy's old zoo have gotten a second life as a Street Art Museum. Now the lion cages and primate houses are covered in bizarre, sometimes nightmarish works of public art. Warning: Fleeting NSFW imagery and lots and lots of fisheye lens.

Archaeologists banned from referring to ancient humanoids as "hobbits"

Homo floresiensis likely stood about 3'6", making this prehistoric human roughly the average height of one of J.R.R. Tolkien's Hobbits. For years, Flores Man has been referred to by the nickname "hobbit," contributing to the species' popularity. But one company that owns film rights in The Hobbit has decided that the archaeologists who discovered Homo floresiensis cannot refer to the ancient human by that name.

Lavie Tidhar's Osama wins World Fantasy Award

By Charlie Jane Anders

The winners of the 2012 World Fantasy Awards were just announced here in Toronto, Canada -- and the Best Novel Award didn't go to George R.R. Martin or to Jo Walton, who'd already swept the Nebula and Hugo Awards. Instead, it went to Lavie Tidhar's Osama, a strange pulp-oriented alt history about Osama Bin Laden.

The books Mark Twain "dictated" from beyond the grave

By Lauren Davis

There are always folks trying to exploit the success of authors long after those authors have died. Whether it's capitalizing on a famous ancestor (see Dacre Stoker) or continuing to publish under a deceased writer's pen name, some writers and publishers refuse to let celebrity novelists rest in peace. But few tales of posthumous publishing are quite as strange as those involving Mark Twain. After Samuel Clemens, better known to the world as Mark Twain, passed away in 1910, at least two women claimed Clemens communicated with them via Ouija Board, making him the ultimate ghostwriter.

Jedi younglings find their lightsaber crystals on "Clone Wars" and it's gorgeous

By Lauren Davis

On this week's Clone Wars, we took a break from teaching rebels how to blow up power stations and headed back to the Jedi enclave. A group of Jedi younglings gathers for an important rite of passage: the discovery of their lightsaber crystals. Each youngling must confront his or her own greatest flaw in order to find their personal crystal--and the animators give us some striking visuals in the process.

The Confederate captain wore jaguar pants

If you thought cheetah, leopard, and jaguar print clothing was a strictly modern phenomenon in the West, take a gander at the outfit of Captain Samuel J. Richardson, commander of the W.P. Lane Rangers, an independent Texas cavalry that fought for the Confederacy during the American Civil War. Richardson wore trousers made of jaguar hide, with a pair of matching holsters. While Richardson's outfit may have been one of the more flamboyant marching about Texas, it wasn't the most elaborate use of animal skin. Texas Republic President Sam Houston was himself known for wearing a jaguar vest, and members of the 8th Texas Cavalry were said to wear bearskin pants--one even had a full bearskin suit.

[Spotted on Retronaut]

How did MST3K pick those terrible, terrible movies?

Over the course of 10 seasons, the folks at Mystery Science Theater 3000 mocked nearly 200 movies. The films were bad, but watchably bad thanks in part to commentary from the show's trio of B-movie snarkers. But how did the MST3K team select films that walked that line between bad and atrocious?

Who destroyed the White House best?

By Lauren Davis

Independence Day may feature the most iconic destruction of the White House, but is it the best? This week, we celebrate Election Day--and cope with our exhaustion with the US presidential campaign--by examining the myriad ways pop culture smashes up the presidential home.

Darth Vader tells other Disney-owned characters that he's their father

Star Wars/Disney mashups have been flooding the Internet ever since the news of Lucasfilm's sale to the House of Mouse. But Gale Williams' comic is particularly clever in the way it uses Disney/Pixar/Marvel media to respond to Vader's grand paternal revelation. The Lion King ending is especially grand, since Darth Vader (or at least James Earl Jones) actually is Simba's dad.

This freaky vampire pig is credited as the first meme of the 20th Century

This 1907 film, Le Cochon Danseur (The Dancing Pig), features one of the most nightmarish anthropomorphic moments ever committed to film. At the end of the short film, the floor-pounding pig lips his lips to reveal a set of fangs worthy of a midnight movie monster. Lucky us, that early 20th century moment has lived on as a 21st century meme.

"Haven" reveals the identity of the Bolt Gun Killer and why Audrey loves the Colorado Kid

By Lauren Davis

Major revelations abounded on last night's episode of Haven! Duke and Audrey went looking for the Colorado Kid in the logical place possible--Colorado--and learn the game changing truth about his relationship with Audrey. Plus, the Bolt Gun Killer is finally revealed--but what does this revelation means? We even manage to squeeze in a Trouble of the Week. Spoilers!