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@invisimort / invisimort.tumblr.com

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forced physical activity in school isn’t what helps kids be healthy

physical activity that is at their skill level and their comfort level is what keeps them healthy

forcing every kid, regardless of skill level, size, and muscle to do shit like run the mile in 6 minutes or less and criticizing them when they can’t do it is as fucking stupid as refusing to let kids have any physical activity in school at all

Holidays with chronic illness

I can’t even begin to explain how hard the holidays are with a chronic illness. Whether it’s not being able to eat anything anyone else is eating, to having over stimulation, and you know my personal favorite having to prove to family I’m actually ill and not making it up. As the holidays approach know you’re not alone I’m right here with you.

im at the point where im starting to seriously consider buying a cane but im also still like “but im faking my disability and it’s all in my head so i dont /really/ need to do that right” and it is Frustrating

OK BUT THEY MAKE ALL KINDS OF SNAZZY CANES

okay but i am a simple dumbass so @invisimort where can i find these so called snazzy canes

Puma takes a shower

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What have you been rolling in, you dirty thing? *casually flips nature’s furry meat grinder on its side in slippery pit* TSK you even got mud in your toes, what a naughty beast

i am so confused that the puma is tolerating this

has it even heard of pumas?

look at the squinty eyes, it’s enjoying a nice grooming. :3

Can’t get this kind of treatment in the wild, after all. All cats love luxury. 

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Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

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Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)

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what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

im at the point where im starting to seriously consider buying a cane but im also still like “but im faking my disability and it’s all in my head so i dont /really/ need to do that right” and it is Frustrating

OK BUT THEY MAKE ALL KINDS OF SNAZZY CANES

That constant struggle between “I can’t show my symptoms or I’ll be a burden” and “why doesn’t anyone realize I’m suffering?”

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hey tumblr mobile stop advertising facebook to me wtf I don’t want it. 

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pls let this be the start of a trend

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retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

I reblogging this just for the fact I want the vibes to be passed on to me and anyone else

Reblogging because…good lord do I need it…

Source: mic.com

Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

This is what its like serving people. People want straight answers to questions they fundamentally don’t understand. They don’t even understand the language you use. There is a very definite answer to what ‘wifi’ is, but a lot of oldies have their own understanding which is seperate from fact, but they believe to be fact. So when you try to explain it to them it gets to a point where they not only don’t understand it, but they don’t want to understand it. 

These people here, its not that they don’t understand the tech at hand. Its that they simply don’t want to. And so they never will. 

Source: twitter.com