"-But I'll hurt you.. -Darlin',go big or go home."
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ordering a cheese burger like:
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
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uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou
(via queenxkimberly)
R.I.P to all the “we should hangout this summer"s that never happened
“When you leave here, don’t forget why you came. ( to college graduates)” - Adlai E. Stevenson
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad
cheer up buttercup ur all perfect
once you start wearing big t-shirts you never go back to the ones that fit
If Snails are so slow, why dont we ever see them coming? Its like…boom there’s a snail
they’re only slow when we are watching