Whose political campaign do you support: Schmeebly Schmorpo or Gleebetly Glorpee?
this is an extremely good question
Don't dodge the question, frank, the voting public must know
Tormented by angry angels sent from the heavens, Jonathan Harker wanders lost in the mountains. He’s sick of dracula and is taking it out on a mountain goat.
dracula 2: tears of the kingdom
dracula 2: total war
this picture conveys an emotion that doesn’t exist
He’s entrusting you with whatever power the gear holds, But not by choice. Circumstances and issues have arose that can only be resolved if you are the holder of this artifact. His face is screwed up with concern, light anger, a held-back sorrow. In the coming days he will learn of the fruition of your actions, but for now it is a guessing game. Make him- and the world, proud
mega man 11
there is a war between types of users on this site and this is what it looks like
if your boss ain't lookin do a little nothin. treat yourself.
"The Party is over, but oh, OH! My mask is stuck!"
A scene from my cosmic horror story work in progress The Other Happy Place
rian johnson i am begging you to reconsider the knives out x muppet crossover
hey i just launched a patreon! if you like my writing, here's another way you can support it (and me). pledging gets you the first chunk of the long-form 220k-word sci-fi mutant lesbian novel i've spent the last two years writing. i'll be posting it on AO3 soon, but this lets you read it in advance.
Anonymous asked:
Idk what locked tomb is but the bone person is very gender
The best part of worldbuilding is making something that sucks. Magic schools with bullshit rules that don't work. Spaceships that are built stupid. My favourite thing to do is to make an inconvenient world that is full of stupid things for boring reasons, and then putting a character int here and making them live with that.
I was about to reblog this like "wow I so agree" and then I checked the username and apparently I posted it.
@ashedink You cannot just hide this absolute work of art in the tags
(I immediately love Big Sneak)
HERE HE IS
THE BIG SNEAK
THE GUY
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
warning to all beverage drinkers
condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily
Elijah Wood, Daniel Radcliffe, and Robert Pattison all have this like... this vibe. This energy.
I'm not quite sure what it is...but it's something.
@kdinjenzen you are so right
this isn’t what I’d intended to do with my afternoon but I was absolutely overcome after discovering this tumblr post positing Ms. Frizzle as a grown-up and transitioned Arnold gone back in time to teach & inspire her younger self, and then half an hour later this had happened,
The Evidence:
- The Magic School Bus can time travel
- When asked, Ms. Frizzle denies that she “knows everything”
- However, Ms. Frizzle always knows what her students are up to, knows the answer to every question they ask her, and never shows fear even when in extreme mortal peril, as if she’s experienced this all before
- Although we know she was in a rock band called the Frizzlettes and was a Shakespearean actress, Ms. Frizzle’s childhood remains mysterious
- Ms. Frizzle is EXACTLY the sort of person to travel back in time to teach herself, and is in fact the most likely fictional character to do so
- Nobody is ever named “Valerie Frizzle” at birth
- Ms. Frizzle dresses queerly and laughs at her own bad jokes
- A lot of the series is about Arnold learning to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy - that phrase is more or less targeted at him as a student
- Ms. Frizzle looks a lot like a grown-up Arnold
local-shop
Holy shit???????
the-macra
She literally has a giant storeroom full of barrels of pickles because she loves pickles so much what more evidence do you need
thedarkaquarian
What relation do pickles have with the transgender community?
One of the medications used in hormone therapy for trans women (spironolactone, which counteracts testosterone) has the side effect of, putting it crudely, making you have to pee all the goddamn time. That causes dehydration and loss of electrolytes.
Pickles and pickle juice turn out to be a fairly convenient and flavorful way of satisfying an electrolyte craving. Those who’ve been on spiro a long time can develop a nigh-spiritual bond with ‘em.