Avatar

Untitled

@introvertedmoonlight-blog

Just an introvert with the occasional extrovert tendency
PostsLikes
Avatar
reblogged
oknope

new favourite insults:

  • absolute bagel
  • useless paperclip
  • first bread slice
  • yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
  • tangled headphone cord
  • ketchup pre-cum
Avatar
reblogged
perks-of-being-chinese

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

i’m having trouble believing this

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

“before he’s ready for it”

Avatar
liyumpeyn

what about ireland shifting the date of their holy communion because one direction were performing that week

Avatar
reblogged
perks-of-being-chinese
Avatar
heavenslittlemachine

six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:

  1. another smaller purse
  2. an aging picture of ringo starr
  3. a six pack of heineken 
  4. the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
  5. the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
  6. a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe
Avatar
reblogged
i-knucklesandwich-things
endlessfreethrows
But I don’t want small talk. Text me, and without saying hello, tell me why you got so angry at your sister this morning. Tell me why you have a scar shaped like Europe on the left side of your neck. Send me paragraphs about the time you spent at your grandmother’s house that one summer. Call me when I’m half asleep and tell me why you believe in God. Tell me about the first time you saw your dad cry. Go on for hours about things that may not seem important because I promise that I’ll be hanging on to every word you say. Tell me everything. I don’t want someone who just talks about the weather.

endlessfreethrows (via endlessfreethrows)