“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

nobody talks about how ugly taking care of yourself can be

yes, sometimes it’s taking a warm bath and texting memes to friends and keeping an aesthetically pretty journal.

sometimes it’s crying silently on your couch at 3am, hugging yourself and reminding yourself that you’re a good person.

self care is not always ‘aesthetic’ and cute…and that’s ok. don’t be embarrassed, just do what you need to do.

i welcome self love into my life

💗☁️🌸✨🌸☁️💗

like to charge

reblog to cast

How to finish that last minute assignment

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

Thank you tumblr real shit✊🏽✊🏽

Stand Up by Donald Glover known as Childish Gambino

off guard pics of a lil muffin + fitted for iPhone 6 screens 💛

this made me cry really hard

It’s impossible for me to date someone who won’t even give any of my favorite songs/artists a chance.

He has a point…

Hit me with your best

car

Fire away!

do you ever just sit and think about how cute someone is and get all smiley

Love to all.

Art Student Harry

Cole Sprouse compared dating a black guy to beastiality?? No he didn’t. Race was not mentioned once in that tweet.

Cole and Tyler are good friends and that beastiality tweet is way out of context.

I roast my friends and call them names all the damn time! What you’re seeing here is harmless banter and roasting between two males!

Also, everyone knows that Tyler The Creator has a very strange sense of humour so I’m pretty sure he understood the joke even if the rest of you guys didn’t!!

She’s truly an angel

“Fall in love with Harry,” my heart said. “It’ll be fun,” it said.

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.