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Welcome To The Chaos.

@intothechaxs

Indie Roleplayer, Cannon-Divergent, Multimuse. Featuring muses from Harry Potter & Stranger Things.

The anxiety I have right now is unbelievably high, all because once again I need to ask for help with money. Because no surprise my brother’s dad is a bloody fucking asshole and taking his bad mood out on my mom and me once again. Which currently he is saying we need to leave once again, despite knowing we can’t afford it. And believe me, I want to get away from him because if he doesn’t stop being a complete prick I am going to snap and it won’t be pretty. Don’t get me wrong, I’m generally a quiet, sweetheart whose trying to survive life. But when I am pissed off, I can get real mean, meaner than him due to my issues, which said issues are the reason I can’t work. And to be quite honest with you, I rather avoid hitting my breaking point so here we go again, I could use your help. Every single share and donation makes a difference.

I realize the goal is a lot, it hopefully would be enough to get a home for my cat and me, get furniture for it, and get utilities. Such as power, water, gas, etc. And not have to worry about money for a bit. Plus this is my last attempt of asking for help so, why not. Anyways, please and thank you.

🐝  *  ―  𝑫𝑰𝑹𝑻𝒀 𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑺.

❛  it's actually unfair how fucking sexy you are.  ❜ ❛  you have the most perfect tits.  ❜ ❛  with all due respect, you are a non-stop cock tease.  ❜ ❛  eye contact with you always feels like foreplay.  ❜ ❛  when your lips move, i can't help picturing them around my cock.  ❜ ❛  i can't stop thinking about that thing you do with your hips.  ❜ ❛  were you always such an accomplished seductress?  ❜ ❛  do you realize how beautiful you are when you orgasm?  ❜ ❛  i want to spank your hot ass for driving me so crazy.  ❜ ❛  you're the kind of person i could only ever make love to.  ❜ ❛  all i can think about is how good you're going to taste.  ❜ ❛  there's nothing you can do to make me stop wanting you.  ❜ ❛  i can't handle not touching you.  ❜ ❛  i have no doubt you're going to blow my mind tonight.  ❜ ❛  do you even notice everyone checking you out?  ❜ ❛  you are undeniably the sexiest person i've ever met.  ❜ ❛  i didn't even know i could want someone this badly.  ❜ ❛  do you realize what you do to me?  ❜ ❛  i just can't lie. i'm picturing you naked right now.  ❜ ❛  every time i look at you, i can't believe how hot you are.  ❜ ❛  i love the way you look when you're turned on.  ❜ ❛  has anyone ever told you you have soft lips?  ❜ ❛  you're perfect. everything you do is just perfect to me.  ❜ ❛  even the simplest of touches from you is driving me insane.  ❜ ❛  you make me feel like no one ever has before.  ❜ ❛  when i'm around you, my feelings go completely wild.  ❜ ❛  you make me go weak in my knees.  ❜ ❛  i love it when you get hard / wet for me.  ❜ ❛  just thinking about you makes my whole body tingle.  ❜ ❛  i get hard / wet so much faster when i'm around you.  ❜ ❛  you make me want to be so fucking naughty.  ❜ ❛  you are a living, breathing sexual fantasy.  ❜ ❛  so smart and sexy. you are lethal.  ❜ ❛  i want to kiss every single inch of your body, explore every nook and cranny, and penetrate every crevice.  ❜ ❛  pleasuring you should be considered an honor.  ❜ ❛  i'm trying to pay attention, but you're just too sexy.  ❜ ❛  you don't even mean to torment me, do you?  ❜ ❛  every single one of your curves deserves to be worshipped.  ❜ ❛  i haven't felt this horny since high school.  ❜ ❛  my goal in life is to make you squirm like never before.  ❜

How to rp with me

Step one: Look for a meme I reblogged.
Step two: Go to my ask.
Step three: Send it to me.
Or you can also do this:
Step one: Open the IM thing.
Step two: Yell HEY YOU ASSHOLE at me
Step three: Plot.

VAMPIRE THEMED SENTENCE STARTERS

a mix of human and vampire dialogue. change pronouncs as you see fit!
  • ❝I can’t turn into a bat, now stop asking.❞
  • ❝What happened to all of the O positive bags in the fridge?❞
  • ❝I’m actually a vegetarian vampire.❞
  • ❝Vampires have hard-ons longer.❞
  • ❝I’m ____ years old.❞
  • ❝Did you really think holy water was going to work on me?❞
  • ❝Did you try to stake me in my sleep?❞
  • ❝You have no idea how many lives I’ve lived.❞
  • ❝Your blood tastes so good.❞
  • ❝I actually sleep in a bed, not a coffin.❞
  • ❝I can’t live another century without you.❞
  • ❝You’re the first human I’ve loved in hundreds of years.❞
  • ❝If there’s anyone I want to stake me it’s you.❞
  • ❝You call that a stake?❞
  • ❝I thought that if I turned you we could be together forever.❞
  • ❝You really don’t know anything about vampires, do you?❞     
  • ❝I’m a vampire. Duh.❞
  • ❝Vampire hunters have been after me for years.❞ 
  • ❝I’ll rip out your heart and drink it look a juice box.❞   
  • ❝I’m not going to turn you.❞
  • ❝I want you to turn me.❞
  • ❝Are you saying that my blood is gross?❞
  • ❝He screamed at me that he was a creature of the night and tried to drink my blood.❞
  • ❝My vampire boyfriend is going to kick your ass!❞
  • ❝I’m going to drag your ass out into the sun!❞
  • ❝Bite me. I want you to do it.❞
  • ❝I can’t believe the person I fell in love with is a vampire.❞
  • ❝You could have killed me!❞
  • ❝What special powers do you have?❞
  • ❝Please don’t eat me.❞
  • ❝Do you really think you’ll live forever?❞     
  • ❝I’ve been hunting your kind for years.❞
  • ❝You healed that fast?❞
  • ❝You turned me against my will!❞
  • ❝Did you think turning me would make me love you forever?❞    
  • ❝I’m so hungry right now.❞
  • ❝I’m so hungry I could eat a horse…or you.❞
  • ❝I like biting that special place right between the thighs.❞
  • ❝I just want to bite you all over.❞
  • ❝How badly does biting someone hurt?❞        
  • ❝Can’t we feed on each other?❞
  • ❝Just because you turned me doesn’t mean we’re together.❞  
🐝  *  ―  𝑬𝑿𝑬𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.  (  as requested, another entry for the trope memes.  feel free to adjust to better fit your muses.  )

❛  i never once stopped loving you.  ❜ ❛  let’s forget about all the pain and heartbreak and start fresh again.  ❜ ❛  i’m so glad to have you back.  ❜ ❛  you’re still my only one.  ❜ ❛  i’m scared of losing you again.  ❜ ❛  will we ever be able to go back to what we were before?  ❜ ❛  i’m just not sure if i can fully forgive you yet. but for you i’m willing to try.  ❜ ❛  i’ve been so lonely without you by my side.  ❜ ❛  why did we ever break up?  ❜ ❛  and i realize now, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.  ❜ ❛  you won’t be able to get rid of me so easily again.  ❜ ❛  it’s nice getting to know this new you.  ❜ ❛  you haven’t changed a bit.  ❜ ❛  please don’t ever leave me again.  ❜ ❛  losing you once was enough. i don’t ever want to go through that again.  ❜ ❛  promise me we won’t do the same mistakes as last time.  ❜ ❛  letting you go was the biggest mistake i’ve ever made.  ❜ ❛  good thing we already know about each others quirks.  ❜ ❛  are you sure you want to try this again?  ❜ ❛  we both still had some growing up to do before we could make this work.  ❜ ❛  i want nothing more than having you back in my arms. to hold you, kiss you, and call you mine again.  ❜ ❛  what do i have to do for you to take me back?  ❜ ❛  you still remember? it’s been years!  ❜ ❛  you were always on my mind and in my heart.  ❜ ❛  i know now that we needed to spend some time apart so we can grow stronger together.  ❜ ❛  are you saying that you want to try this again?  ❜ ❛  you look as good as i remember.  ❜ ❛  you’re everything i’ve ever wanted.  ❜ ❛  please don’t break my heart again.  ❜ ❛  with you, i finally feel whole again.  ❜ ❛  remember all the good times we used to have?  ❜ ❛  i still remember both the good and the bad times.  ❜ ❛  have you ever stopped loving me?  ❜ ❛  we can only hope to learn from this experience.  ❜ ❛  you think you can just waltz back into my life like that?!  ❜ ❛  why did you never tell me you still had feelings for me?  ❜ ❛  you’re still the love of my life.  ❜ ❛  no matter what, somehow we always find our way back to each other.  ❜ ❛  do you really think we can make it work this time?  ❜ ❛  i’m never letting you go again.  ❜

send a symbol for the kind of relationship you’d like with my muse.    

💛 * immediate friends and entirely platonic.  They’re supportive of each other and would never do anything to betray each other.   As close as if they were siblings.  

💚 * immediate friends but there’s potential for one or both muses to have crushes on each other they are just too afraid to admit it.  

💕 * Our muses have feelings for each other but take one million years to figure it out.  Try to convince themselves that their feelings are only platonic but they always end up getting blushy and shy around them.    Debatable if they’ll ever be together.  

❤ * our muses are in a relationship.   Healthy and supportive. They are so in love that it’s awkward for others to be in the room when they’re together.   Everyone says they have the ‘perfect relationship”  

❤ 🔪*    our muses are in love but it might not be ‘entirely’ healthy. One muse may be possessive of  or obsessed with the other.   They still try to make it work.   

💔 *   our muses are in a secret relationship and have difficulty  keeping silent about it.   Many challenges await them.    

💜 *  our muses are in an arranged marriage. They have no say in it whatsoever.  

💙 *   Enemies to friends to lovers.  A classic.  

🗡️*   our muses are enemies. That’s it no friendship, no romance. Just hate.  

⚔️ *  enemies become strictly platonic friends.  Adventure awaits them.  

😄 *  our muses are siblings or have a familial bond

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send in “ i’ve got you! “ for the sender to hastily grab the receiver and pull them into a protective hug to shield them from an attack.

alternatively, send in “ make it stop! “ for the receiver to respond to seeing the sender frightened and in distress during an attack from a third party assailant. (examples might be: they take shelter from an angry mob in a frail hut, or they dive for cover during an attack from an assailant, or even a more emotional attack, such as waking up in a blind panic from a terrible nightmare.)

Hi, my name is AJ, and as much as I despise asking for money and asking for it gives me anxiety, I desperately need the help because I am in a situation I desperately need out of. So I’m starting asking for help in hopes of receiving it. And yes, I realize the starter goal is a lot but that is a safety net since with how much the price of housing has gone up. As of May 8th, 2022, I had to move out of my home because my ex-landlord decided to sell it and wouldn’t sell it to my mom and me, not that we could afford it unless they did a rent-to-own sort of deal with us, which they wouldn’t. My great-aunt had initially brought the house to get us out of living in a motel but ended up having to sell the place due to her not paying the mortgage and sending money to her daughter. Her daughter tried to help but couldn’t in the end, so we had to move. I am currently living with my brother’s dad, and this situation isn’t ideal as it is. The place doesn’t have a proper heating system; the heater he does have just isn’t doing the job. It is set to 90 degrees, but it stays at 72 degrees. Had even dropped down to 69 degrees during the night, would move it closer, but this place doesn’t have enough outlets, and the outlet placing isn’t the best. Plus, the bathroom doesn’t get heated, so going in there is the worst. And the floor in the bathroom feels like it could cave into the basement with how soggy it is. Honestly there is a lot wrong with this place, trust me. And honestly, being stuck here is worsening my depression and giving me terrible vibes when my brother’s dad is in a mood, which seems to be a lot lately. And the only reason I am stuck here is that we can’t afford to get our own place right now, not even with my mom working full-time. I can’t work because of a lot of my issues and the career I want to do I can’t til I can get back into full time gaming. Couldn’t even afford living in a motel again and no other family will help out. And to be quite frank, I don’t know how much longer I can handle being stuck in this situation.  So again while I know the amount I am asking for is a lot, it’s just a safety number that I thought would be a good amount to put. And I’m pretty aware that sometimes it’s hard to trust people when it comes to giving money, but I can promise I wouldn’t be asking if it wasn’t extremely critical. So if you can please help out by donating and sharing to boost the awareness, I’d truly and sincerely appreciate it. The littlest amount helps, sharing this around helps too. So please and thank you.

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𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐓. 𝟐

i vaguely promised this about a year ago, it took me about a year to get like, half of these??? and then over the last two days i ended up compiling enough for like, three lists, so here’s one of the lists!! do NOT add to this list!!! i have other lists ready!!!
  • “ i wanna have a baby with you. “
  • “ i don’t know if i’m ready to be a mom/dad/parent… “
  • “ actually, do you mind if we meet at the park instead? i’m sorry, it’s just… i can’t stand the smell of coffee anymore. or lavender. the baby is super picky, it seems! “
  • “ huh… that’s one hell of a unique craving, you know. “
  • “ look, we had fun. it was good! but, you know… i-i didn’t sign up for this. i’m not exactly cut out for the parenting life. “
  • “ hey, go rest yourself, alright? let me handle the chores; you can’t be lifting these boxes in your condition! “
  • “ i think the baby’s using my bladder as a stress toy… “
  • “ i… i think my water just broke. “
  • “ you know, before this, i could pretend everything was normal. but now… i mean, i’m wearing a maternity dress. it’s official. it’s real. and i’m beginning to freak out a little… “
  • “ you swiped right. you wore a condom. you didn’t sign up for a baby, and i get it. i don’t want you sticking around because you think you’re supposed to. this is just me informing you. okay? “
  • “ hey, hey, it’s okay! false alarm, the doctor called it braxton-hicks contractions. totally normal; i just need to go home and take it easy for a bit. “
  • “ i mean, look at these little booties! look how tiny they are! it shouldn’t be possible that there’s gonna be feet that small! “
  • “ look, i don’t like you living so far away… why don’t you move in with me? i have plenty of space, it’s closer to the hospital, a good neighborhood… what do you think? “
  • “ if i get married, i want it to be because of love, not because of a positive pregnancy test. “
  • “ so… that was the surrogate. it’s good news, babe… we’re gonna have a baby. we’re gonna be parents! “
  • “ the adoption agency just called. they want us to come in tomorrow… sweetie, they say they might have a kid for us… “
  • “ the IVF worked! we’re gonna have a baby! “
  • “ hey, it says you shouldn’t eat salad while you’re pregnant. nice one! “
  • “ do you mind if i put you as my emergency contact? it’s just that the hospital needs one, it’s no big deal, just standard procedure for pregnant patients. “
  • “ here, i can drive you to the next appointment, if you like. it’s a scan, right? you shouldn’t have to miss out on that! it’s no trouble, seriously. “
  • “ now, i know you said you didn’t want one, but… the others organized a surprise baby shower for you. try to look surprised, please? “
  • “ how far along are you? “
  • “ so, i saw a maternity pillow in the baby store on the way here, and i thought i’d get it for you. you said you were having trouble sleeping, right? “
  • “ you know, with the baby coming along… i was kinda thinking of maybe getting a new place. one closer to the schools, with a nice garden, more space, a safe neighborhood… what do you think? “
  • “ can you stop?! i’m pregnant, for crying out loud, it’s not like i’m made of glass! “
  • “ yeah, well, the father wants nothing to do with us, so… single parenthood ought to be a blast, right? “
  • “ are you pregnant? “
  • “ i know we’ve been trying for so long, but… now that it’s finally happening, i’m starting to freak out a little. what if i’m a bad parent? “
  • “ i brought lunch, orange juice, a bunch of nail polish, and the entire aisle of baby-proofing stuff at the supermarket. you’re in charge of music and relaxing on the couch, i’ll handle everything else. got it? “
  • “ sorry, i don’t mean to cry all over you… god, this is so embarrassing, i don’t even know if i’m crying because of the hormones or because of my actual problems! “
  • “ so, remember last week when i couldn’t go out because of the stomach flu? turns out it wasn’t the stomach flu. i’m having a baby. “
  • “ i’ve decided to give the baby up for adoption. “
  • “ sweetheart, just because we can’t get pregnant, doesn’t mean we can’t have a baby… what if we adopted? “
  • “ pregnant, huh? wow… h-how do you feel? “
  • “ listen… i’m/you’re pregnant now. and as much as we mightn’t want it to, that means that a lot of stuff is gonna change. and that’s okay! right? “
  • “ i don’t know how to feel about having and raising a kid when i don’t know if i can keep them safe… “
  • “ i thought i’d bring you some meals, you know, for the freezer. i figure you might be too busy to cook once this little one comes along! “
  • “ no way, this is too dangerous for someone who’s pregnant. “
  • “ i already know this kid’s gonna be the luckiest kid in the world. they’ve got you as a mom/dad/parent/aunt/uncle/etc. “
  • “ how long have you known? you know, about the baby. “
  • “ look, i know we said i wouldn’t, but i couldn’t resist! these baby-gros were just too cute! i got five of them, and i kept the receipt if you hate them, so there’s no harm done either way! “
  • “ i’m so sorry to bother you, but would you mind picking up my keys? i dropped them, and my bump’s kinda in my way! “
  • “ so, i was wondering… when the time comes, would you wanna be in the delivery room with me? “
  • “ hey, so i was thinking… when the baby comes, if you have nobody else in mind, i could be in the delivery room with you, if you want? or the waiting room, whichever! “