Seinfeld if it took place during the Heian Period

Jerry: Wait so tell me again, what did she say to you when she got to your place?

George, sighing: She said, "Looking out, I see how the wandering moon as well rises from the hills, finds no solace in the world, and then to the hills returns."

Jerry, sucking air through teeth: That's not a good sign--

George: IT WASN'T A GOOD SIGN, JERRY

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Jerry, clicking his tongue: You gave her the morning after poem, right?

George: Oh we're doing the morning after poem now?! I'm taking a stand against all these poems! I'm a no poem guy!

Kramer, sliding in through the folding screen: Guess who's seeing the cherry blossoms with the Minister of the Right's first daughter!

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Jesse: "Yo, Mr. Fring, I've been thinking about this quote, man. "One must imagine Sisyphus happy." What do you make of that?"

Gus: "Ah, Jesse, I see you've stumbled upon the existential musings of Albert Camus. It's an intriguing concept, to say the least."

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Gus: "Sisyphus, condemned to an eternity of rolling a boulder uphill only to watch it roll back down again, represents the futility and absurdity of life's struggles."

Gus: "However, Camus suggests that by accepting and embracing this absurdity, one can find happiness."

Jesse: "Yeah, but I mean, isn't that just some crazy philosophical bullshit? How can someone be happy in such a fucked-up situation?"

Gus: "Happiness, Jesse, is a state of mind. It's not about the circumstances we find ourselves in, but rather how we choose to perceive and respond to them."

Gus: "Sisyphus, despite his eternal struggle, can find meaning and purpose in his repetitive task. By embracing his fate and finding fulfillment in the act itself, he transcends the burden he carries."

Jesse: "That's deep shit, man. So, what, you're saying we should just accept all the crap that comes our way and be happy about it?"

Gus: "Not necessarily. Acceptance doesn't mean complacency. It means acknowledging the realities of our situation and finding a way to navigate them while maintaining our inner peace."

Gus: "It's about finding meaning in the journey, even if the destination remains elusive."

Jesse: "Yeah? I guess that makes sense in some messed-up, twisted way... Hey, speaking of finding happiness, have you tried Taco Bell's Nacho Fries? They're insane, man!"

Gus: "...Nacho Fries, Mr. Pinkman?"

Jesse: "Oh, you gotta try 'em, Mr. Fring! They're like these crispy, seasoned fries with this gooey cheese dipping sauce. It's like a flavor explosion in your mouth, man. I bet you'd love 'em."

Gus: "If they are as remarkable as you claim, perhaps we can find a moment to indulge. After all, even in the face of existential ponderings, we mustn't forget to appreciate life's simpler pleasures."

Jesse: "That's what I'm talkin' about, Mr. Fring! We'll have ourselves a little culinary adventure amidst all the fucking chaos. Life's all about finding those moments of joy, even if it means embracing the absurdity along the way, right?"

Gus: "Indeed, Jesse. Life's contradictions often lead us to unexpected discoveries. Perhaps, we may find a glimpse of Sisyphus' elusive happiness in the process."

I've decided I'm going to repost all of my old meme tarot posts during June using the tag 'sparrow tarot', so keep an eye out for that, if you're interested.

Anonymous asked:

Do you have close to a full deck of those videos paired with tarot cards? They're all so good!

Think there was only a couple I didn't do. And some I did two versions of.

I'll put them together at some point, but someone else collected a masterpost a year and a half ago: