Patrick and Pete throughout the years

elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now

Sorry to break the theme of the blog but a lot of people who post their incredible works here use Twitter so

Reblogging this for a second time because your art will also be used in AI training models, apparently.

Artist pals, heads up

What the fuck

proud to never have used twitter or x in my life but artist friends need to hear this

Love when you see a piece of equipment in the the hospital with something scrawled on it in permanent marker like “this is PROPERTY of 6N!!! Do NOT remove from 6N!!!!!!!” And you’re just like well. I found this equipment on 2S. All the stern handwritten warnings mean nothing in the face of basic hospital thievery.

Found a piece of equipment today with NICU written on it. The NICU is the neonatal intensive care unit. I was for sure not on the NICU. We robbed this battery pack from the sickest babies you can imagine, just translucent little troopers valiantly growing their lungs, and at no point was I like “I gotta return this.” I was like “fuckin got em” then I dunked a preemie like a basketball

wow. finally, ive finished filling the house with chintz! i really hope my husband likes- oh. uh

YESSSSSSSS

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

why does it cost money

take his ass to margaritaville

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

@knightoflodis

ACAB that bird did nothing wrong he's just hungy

[ID: Tweets from Emily 'Soup Lesbian' Gwen (@theemilygwen) on twitter with the following text:

Well, just left a job interview crying because the hiring manager told me they liked my application but were disappointed that I didn't bother dressing appropriately. I tried to explain that I haven't been able to afford new clothes in years but I just couldn't handle it.

That comment and my reaction was one of the most mortifying moments of my life. I thought I put together a decent outfit for the job with what I had, and hearing her say that just destroyed me.

Anyway I'm still looking for work and struggling a lot. Even $5 would help pay for a meal. ko-fi.com/emilygwen

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Please help Emily Gwen, the creator of the lesbian flag. If you show me that you donated any amount I will draw you something. You can also support them by buying something from their Threadless store!

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

david tennant really does own the word "well" he's always out there saying "well" no one else says "WELL..." quite like he can

It's crazy that these strikes are happening given that all the writers and actors are asking for is less than 0.3% of the revenue these studios make.

This is what gets me. The writers and actors aren’t asking for much but these CEOs are digging their heels in

It's because it sets a precedent that the CEOs are terrified to set. That they will acquiesce to worker demands if the workers are resolute enough.

Because in an ideal world for these rich fucks, the workers give up, and the CEOs win, and its reinforced in the collective public mindset that all a strike does is "disrupt the economy, deprive people of valuable products, and waste people's time". The goal is to maintain the assertion that Strikes Don't Work. I don't think they genuinely give a shit about 0.15% of their revenue. What they care about is the OPTICS.

They cannot back down, for the exact same reason that WORKERS cannot back down. Because if the workers win, it shows people just that bit more that The Poors have power and ultimately we can make the rich do what we want if we put our fucking minds to it. And that, to the rich, is bad news bears to the highest degree.

FUCKING KING

Audio transcript: Crowd: Loud cheering Crowd, chanting: LOOT! LOOT! LOOT! Brennan Lee Mulligan: It's not looting if it was your fucking money to start with Crowd: BIG WORDLESS CHEER OF APPROVAL

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me

aw fuck lads not jimmy buffet :(

wait sorry i forgot this is tumblr

the blogsitter called the blog owner and said "everything's great, but can i cover up the creepy clown jpeg next to the dashboard? it's kinda freaking me out" the blog owner got quiet and then said "take the blog and leave the website right now. i don't have a creepy clown jpeg"

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

litmus test for tumblr olds