I think you should watch this

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

This was the first thing on my dash after coming out of a sensory deprivation tank and I believe I just ascended to a higher plane of existence

Mr. Roger’s voice makes it

this is… transcendent 

I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

THE TIME HAS COME

I put this in the queue like in 2014 when I started this blog: I was young and stupid then. Probably still am now tbh.

If you were on Drunk History, what would you drink & what topic would you discuss?

If you can relate to an Introvert, follow me @Introvertproblems

If you can relate to an Introvert, follow me @Introvertproblems

Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyone’s* problem

Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die video, he totally could.

Gifs: Funny or Die

WATCH THE VIDEO

i honestly love Joe Biden with every fiber of my tiny, shriveled heart

He’s my fav

Biden a real one

basic level classes k-12: just take your time on your tests, if you rush you’ll get questions wrong AP courses: Only Bad & Naughty Children Don’t Answer Questions At The Speed Of Sound

this random young man from the charioteer perfectly describes my attitude to literature

I know it’s very early, but here is Day 7!! 😂 Peridot is still trying to adapt to the meaning of Halloween!! @thatsthat24

Hahah!! Love it, Tara!!!

bouncer: real planets only pluto *sweating nervously, next to his GF*: ch-check the list again

this is such an exploitable format though

bouncer: real socialists only bernie fans *sweating nervously*: ch-check the list again

bouncer: real memes only this post: *sweating nervously*: ch-check the list again

Socrates: What is real? bouncer: *sweating nervously. checks list. let’s him in.*

every meme has several stages it goes through as it gets old

this one went through them all in the first post

Imagine three brothers whose father just died. Nobody really liked him but he owned a lot of businesses all over town, which he split the ownership of between his three sons.

The first son becomes a total jerk who sleeps around and cheats on his wife constantly.

The second son adopts the culture of the sailors at the docks and develops an aggressive personality

The third son’s company is more of a reliability than an asset, but through hard work he makes it work. He’s not very comforting to the grieving costumers, but his prices are fair and he treats them with respect. He marries a wife who helps him run the funeral home. The place is a success, despite its dreariness.

This is literally Greek Mythology.

petition for Obama and Biden to preform One Last Time before they leave office

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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