casts a little spell that materializes a blunt on the hand of every affected creature in a large aoe
I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.
to the girl reading this right now. yeah you should get him pregnant
They need to stop putting alcohol in fruity drinks at parties and not telling anyone 💀
the punch bowl said absolutely nothing about it being like. 50% triple sec what is wrong with this cockout
something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign
in my humble opinion in my expertise as a certified PhDnD, trevor belmont punching dracula and nothing happening isn’t a natural one; trevor belmont punching dracula is when you roll high and add your modifier for a total that’s more than twenty against the boss’s AC, and in response the dm looks you dead in the eye and says “miss”
Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?
This one shall do nicely.
35 miles, happy 24 hours.
24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.
It's ok, take your time
Hog swill
Might take a minute.
Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.
Buddy???
Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.
What
What the hell
In Super Mario Galaxy 2, Luigi obtains a brief, but extreme speed boost whenever he jumps while sliding off a crystal, as shown in the footage.
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i recently noticed that @ jetblackcode created a really interesting tool that lets you see your tumblr stats, one of which is a comparison between the number of notes you’ve gotten on all your posts to the entire userbase! so, i figured a fun reblog game would be to put in your blog and tag which color you got:
i’ve colored the buckets on the histogram so that it’s easier to tell where you landed on the graph rather than just using numbers ^_^
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Remnants of a Stash (Wizard 2/5)
Wizard already has a lot of subclasses (specifically for all the classes), but hear me out: just this one specific element. I think electricity is cool! Also, I played an electromancer once and he was cool.
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Not Quite What I'd Hoped
Get your meat sucked
i genuinely dont care if the creation of all media comes to a screeching halt btw i will very gladly live with no new movies no new tv shows no new anything for years if that's what it takes for the people who create them to be treated like human beings. i hope every other facet of the entertainment industry goes on strike too and i hope all the ones that havent unionised yet will. i want media creation to become completely impossible and i want the people who could make it possible again to hold out until they get every single thing they want. btw
Help me!
Hey TTRPG peeps please vote and reblog!!
We're building a game and are looking for input. We're especially interested in hearing from folks whose primary experience is with D&D!
Chime in and tell what you think, everyone! Always extremely useful to get points of view when working on a new game. Also reblog, please! I'm not working on this game, but know how much sharing something helps!
We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆
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living with ADHD is really like having to parent a toddler but that toddler is your brain. and the toddler doesn’t want to go to bed 😠 or pick up the mess 😠 or brush their teeth 😠 and you have to persuade and TRICK your toddler brain into doing simple everyday easy tasks.
i have to make everything SO easy for myself and it’s so hard and i’m so exhausted and OH the toddler is throwing a tantrum again because they’re overstimulated brb