update: 

Definitive Marvel Viewing Order

Thor: Ragnarok

Captain America: the Winter Soldier(optional)

Black Panther

Spiderman: into the Spiderverse

Spiderman 2

Logan

Sky High

Megamind

Wonder Woman

Prince of Egypt

Shrek 2

Bionicle: the Mask of Light

Due to personal reasons I will be ignoring canon completely and creating my own au

sir this is my emotional support canon divergence

I would like to apologize for and recant any good faith I offered to the Homestuck epilogue.

If you have not read it, I am begging you. Please talk to someone who has and get a lowdown. It’s upsetting. It’s vicious. It does fun monkey’s paw bullshit like “your fave is trans! oh but your other fave is now a transphobe!” It’s more intensely reader aggressive than anything we’ve ever seen in Homestuck before.

I am left with just two questions: Who is this for? What is the point?

Because from where I am sitting, looking at my entire friendgroup who is upset and personally hurt and several who resorted to crying or to fucking drinking away this bullshit,

the only conclusion that currently makes sense to me is a purposeful attempt to nuke the fandom and make everyone turn on Homestuck.

I have a saying I repeat a lot. “All stories are for someone, but not every story is for everyone.” I don’t know who this story is for, but I know that it’s not for us. And there is a deep abiding sadness to having something that was important to you, maybe even helped shape who you are, and see that thing turn on you with claws.

But in my opinion, the epilogue is not for us. Do not hurt yourselves, do not force yourselves to read it out of some sense of obligation to an old love.

This is not that thing anymore.

Take care of yourselves.

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!

I’ve finally found some time to animate my Alphonse piece from some time ago. Hope you guys like it!

me, finishing mass effect 3, crying: god I hate this game

me, starting up mass effect 1 and watching the opening sequence, whispering softly: god I love this game

[ASMR] Shirou Emiya Makes You Dinner and Validates Your Life Choices

Source

Me choosing what to remove from my inventory when I’m carrying too much:

‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

pewdiepie is still an alt-right crypto-fash freak and making fun of me for being “overdramatic” bc i pointed it out doesn’t change that. rub your brain cells together for once

if following alt-righters, collaborating with alt-righters, making antisemitic and racist jokes, & saying the n word multiple times doesn’t make someone a racist and a right winger, what the fuck does. who is a right winger at that point. what criteria exists if all the criteria are false flags

homestucks, every year, on 4/13

pop discourse in the strilonde household

guide to troubled birds + bionicle

Karkat and the Boys. Yes, it’s a Scott Pilgrim-Homestuck crossover thing.

I’ve never given the trope “balance between good and evil” any credit. Good and evil aren’t concepts that can balance each other out. Light and darkness are often used as metaphors for each, but while that’s some fairly potent symbolic imagery, it’s not the reality of the situation.

To me, the more accurate comparison would be that evil is a disease that warps our nature without us ever witnessing it physically. It infects us, poisoning what should be simple parts of human nature into something horrible. Unless you treat the body, the disease eats away at you, corrupting everything until there is nothing worth saving. You can’t compromise with something that will either destroy or consume you. You can only reject and refuse it to let it determine either your fate, or those around you.

You can’t live in balance with evil. You can only fight or submit.