also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so
i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website
how’s that going bestie
😳
Your billowing iridescent membrane is beautiful queen
My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this
Update:
you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights
👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams
everyone else is funnier than me I quit
non sexual nudity is fantastic and should not be treated like evil incarnate because it’s a basic part of human existence but don’t forget that sexual nudity is also rad as hell
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
the best characters are ones that suffer from a chronic case of Dramatic Cunt Syndrome
call my girl's hole the car door the way i'm slamming my penis in it
This creamy vegan paprikash substitutes mushrooms for meat! Made with peppers and onions in a smoky cashew-based paprika sauce, this will be your new favorite comfort food meal. Recipe: https://www.connoisseurusveg.com/mushroom-paprikash/
The WOKE LEFT is coming to STEAL YOUR BREAKFAST
Oh no, that's awful! Wolf attacks are so rare, I wonder what happened?
Oh...
Imagine seeing a wolf pack hunting right in front of you and your reaction is to be all "Oh no le waah le waah I do not vant to see zis!!" Instead of "Holy fucking sheet, that is zee coolést thing I have evéur seen in my entiéure life"













