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damn. baby flamingo
huge fuckin foot. damn

damn. baby flamingo
huge fuckin foot. damn
Since the birth of our ancestors
*sigh* relationship goals
Oh gosh<3
This is so fucking precious
Lmao damn wow
Yaaaaaaas
Stay in your lane and mind yo business
Owning a pet is actually taking another animal’s baby and raising it as your own.
Wow...
Scream your own name during sex
don’t let the tiny wheel distract you from the fact that there’s a chain across the passenger side seat, which I’m gonna assume is the seatbelt.
tweet of the century
when someone compliments me and I don’t know how to react:
i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu
