rip to all of you but i’m different :3

i’m different too

rip to all of you but i’m different :3

i’m different too

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

Hmm… I wonder if it works with character hoods?

Let’s try.

NOPE. NOPE. 

HOLY FU- THIS IS THE BEST

Bruh,this is gold

I don’t remember when I did, but this was among the first 5 posts I ever reblogged on my blog, before I ever made original content

Y’all know in season three when John is in his doctor’s office and all the patients have issues to do with their genitals? Well, I’m not sure if he works specifically in gynaecology/urology, but either way, this could represent that following his change of profession he is not only repulsed by things to do with sex but sex/sexual health/genitals are becoming somehow diseased or infected by whatever is happening in his life(his relationship with Mary perhaps? his rejection of his feelings towards Sherlock?) Anyway might look into this later but I am currently working on some stuff to do with a different aspect of the show so here is this. 

it could also double as sex and sexuality becoming sterile to him, no longer interesting and simply a professional requirement rather than an interest or joy. His experience of sex is dulled and muted and it becomes a part of his work where he is only seeing the worst sides of it. Whereas in the army he is proved to have felt at home perhaps seeing the best of people or feeling that he is saving those around him, while he worked with sherlock he saw the amazing life in sherlock and was only ever focused on the death of others. This all allowed him to go on living his own life.

27th december 2020, aka the great italian shitposting about nicia, the most famous bottom from pompeii

how it started:

context: the insult was “nicia cineade cacator”, “nicia the inverted shitter”.

the memes that followed:

spoiler: they did, in fact, end up finding a dead body next to the cavern. rip to nicia, the gay from pompeii. rip bottom king 

ps: original op reached out to the commenter and assured them it was all in jest

with all the trafficking going on y’all better stay safe!!

It’s a good idea to practice this so you know how to do it in an emergency! You don’t even have to be strong (this guy is pretty muscular) to do it, it’s the force of the swing that makes them break.

Alternatively, if you’re being zip tied or tied up in general it’s a good idea to present your fists to the person instead of having them grab and force them. That way, you can present them in an easier to escape position.

Like these:

The tutorials I followed on this website were super helpful and show a few methods of breaking out of zip ties. It take ten minutes to learn and could quite literally save your life!

While this technique is worth knowing in the event of kidnapping or human trafficking, and so forth, it will not work on police issue flex-cuffs, which happen to be far thicker than standard zip-ties, are double cuffed, and have a reinforced centre.

Attempting this technique with flex-cuffs will firstly cut off circulation to your hands due to the proposed need to tighten them, which is dangerous for many reasons when detained in them for a prolonged period of time, as once on, they will not be loosened until they are removed entirely. And secondly, will likely lead to you breaking your wrists as the force required to break free of them exceeds what can be generated by the over-average male, regardless of how strong they may believe themselves to be. Your best bet, if you can get to relative safety first, is to use the corner of a wall to wear the plastic center-piece down enough to break free.

Please read the last comment before you permanently fuck your wrist.

TL;DR : This method will work for normal zipties, but WILL NOT WORK ON POLICE-ISSUE ZIPTIE CUFFS

Do NOT tighten police-issue ziptie cuffs, as they are much stronger than household use zipties, and you will only cut your circulation off. Get somewhere safe first, and try to saw through them instead by running them over whatever is on hand

Johnlock Checkup

Health check on my ship as of August '19 bc I need to know we're thriving:

Please raise your hand if you're pretty damn certain you're Johnlocked for life

Okay so I saw this on Reddit

Now, I don’t know how true/accurate that is but it made me think of this

Coincidence? The universe is never so lazy

How Moriarty “Faked” His Death (It IS Twins)

Okay. So as some of you may know, in the original Holmes books, Professor Moriarty has a younger brother named Colonel James Moriarty. He was a stationmaster.

In BBC Sherlock, Moriarty has a brother who was also a stationmaster, although his name and age were not mentioned.

In The Final Problem, Eurus plays clips that Moriarty recorded for her before he died. We know this because Eurus plays them for Sherlock, John, and Mycroft when trapped in Sherrinford. During the flashback from 5 years ago in the episode, Mycroft tells Moriarty that he is allowed 5 minutes of unsupervised conversation with Eurus, and though we don’t know what they talked about, we know somewhere in those 5 minutes Moriarty agreed to record them for her. We still don’t know how he got them to her, how he knew what to say, etc.

Of course the trio is taken aback from seeing Moriarty’s face on a screen. After all, Sherlock saw him blow his own brains out. John asks him, distraught:

To which Eurus responds:

But what she says directly after is something I hadn’t noticed up until the most recent time I watched this episode:

NOW. We know that Moriarty has a brother that was a stationmaster. No more assumptions here. This was ACTUAL CONTENT in the show. But we DONT KNOW his name, age, what he looks like, etc. And just because he was younger than Professor Moriarty in the canon doesn’t necessarily mean that Moftiss has to follow this rule in their adaptation. I’m saying this because the phrase “Its never twins” is brought up multiple times throughout the show.

Sherlock says it to John in The Six Thatchers when working on the case called “The Duplicate Man” after he thinks that’s what John’s come to the conclusion of, and again in The Abominable Bride. Watson says, “Holmes. Could it have been twins?” Holmes tells him it couldn’t, so Watson asks him why, provoking Holmes’ “Because it’s never twins.”

Popping up only once in the show might cause it to have no significance, but since it’s popped up more than once, especially regarding a case that was being related to Moriarty’s (Emelia Ricoletti’s case) could mean something. Once is a coincidence, but twice is a pattern. And what do we say about coincidences, especially ones that are written my Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss? Maybe the reason the writers keep bringing up the fact that Sherlock never even considers twins to be a possible solution to Moriarty’s case is because it actually is the solution. Which leads me to my next point.

Shortly after Eurus mentions Moriarty’s brother being a stationmaster, Sherlock, John, and Mycroft are taken to the next task in another room, and during the transition Eurus plays another of Moriarty’s clips:

How obvious can they be? Moriarty’s brother was a stationmaster, as said by Eurus herself, and here we have Jim Moriarty, (or his twin brother) saying “All aboard!” and making freaking train noises.

All I’m saying is, it had to be either Jim or his twin that was on that rooftop in Reichenbach; one of them shot himself, and the other is still out there. But the question is, which Moriarty is it?

Shapes for Holmes and Watson are always the same, no matter the universe...

Holmes is always all triangles, a sharp, pointed face, pointy shoulders, lean and tall with very long, slim legs. He’s all bones and wiry muscle, every part of him as sharp as his wit. Watson is almost the exact opposite. A rounded square for a head, BROAD shoulders, stocky, wide chest, maybe a bit of extra weight. Arms are well muscled, legs are stockier than Holmes at least and he’s of average or slightly below average height. 

The below is obviously stylized, slightly exaggerated and simplified.

Just wanted to try adding more to the basic shapes and giving them some Victorian-esque clothing. Still works…

Examples:

Granada Holmes (Holmes and Watson)

The Great Mouse Detective (Basil and Dawson)

House MD (House and Wilson)

BBC Sherlock (Sherlock and John)

The exception, of course, is RDJ Sherlock, because Robert is tiny and does what ever he wants…

Jenny and Vastra

me after 7 years of being on this hellsite, putting bbc sherlock content into my queue every now and then to recognize my roots, the impossibility of escape, and also to weed out the weak:

OK. WHO THE FUCK ?!?!??!

Who the fuck was going to tell me that “Molly” yes fucking Molly,, is a term used to describe an “effeminate” man that originates back to mid 18th century and early 19th century. What the fuck. I am not lying.

UM. YEAH. THIS PROBABLY ISN’T THAT GROUNDBREAKING, BUT JUDGING FROM SOME POSTS DISCUSSING HOW MOLLY IS A FEMALE JOHN MIRROR (HOW SH/ERLOLLY WOULD BE BASICALLY STRAIGHT JOHNLOCK),,,,,, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH

goodbye going to spontaneously combust now.

someone pls reblog/reply to this, I’d love to hear your thoughts on this.

Molly houses were used to refer to places of prostitution particularly where men could meet. It comes from an interesting bastardised version of the virgin mary, Molly being a derivative of the name Mary. Mary has of course also become a way to refer to fey or effeminate men. I need to do a little more reading, I have a book specifically on queer history in london that I’m only maybe half way through but this is definitely a big part of it.

OK. WHO THE FUCK ?!?!??!

Who the fuck was going to tell me that “Molly” yes fucking Molly,, is a term used to describe an “effeminate” man that originates back to mid 18th century and early 19th century. What the fuck. I am not lying.

UM. YEAH. THIS PROBABLY ISN’T THAT GROUNDBREAKING, BUT JUDGING FROM SOME POSTS DISCUSSING HOW MOLLY IS A FEMALE JOHN MIRROR (HOW SH/ERLOLLY WOULD BE BASICALLY STRAIGHT JOHNLOCK),,,,,, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH

goodbye going to spontaneously combust now.

someone pls reblog/reply to this, I’d love to hear your thoughts on this.

waiting 3 years for a 4th season that ends up being so bad that people legit believe its fake and theres another secret episode coming

VS

being queerbaited for 12 years only to have half the ship confess before immediately being sent to super hell specifically for being gay

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

alright this is fine

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

i was just waiting for heritage posts to come up and they never did

i’m just another cock in the machine

Vampire amoeba

I looked at the reblogs and died laughing