me when i was 12: ‘power of friendship’ stories are so lame and cliche like who cares its just a dumb plot device it’d never work :/

me now: My Love For My Friends Could Topple Cities. It Could Fell Empires. It Could Kill the Gods Themselves But It Won’t Because Then We’d Have Nowhere To Hang Out

Andrey Belichenko & Mariya Boukhtiyarova (Russian)

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

Really bro? You serious dude? You’re really not gonna let me hold your hand after I let you hit my JUUL? Really?

[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…

Details from Sandro Botticelli, The Birth of Venus