These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies
pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil
[ID: a man wearing a denim jacket and jeans riding a scooter with perfect upright posture, v.s. a man (daniel radcliffe) in a dressing gown and slippers brandishing two guns with a manic look on his face]
This caption is funny because it implies the person who wrote it doesn’t know who Elijah Wood is
That poor seal was just chilling there you stupid cat!
I have a horrible secret to share. to the five of you who care to keep up with new build a bear releases, you’ve probably noticed a lot of bald yellow animals lately. the lion, pineapple, narwhal, etc. there’s a reason for that. it’s because they made too much of it expecting the minions from despicable me to sell well. but they didn’t. so now they have all this extra yellow fabric to use. so all these new releases? yeah. they’re made out of minion skin
Women in STEM (sorcery, thaumaturgy, enchantment, magic)
best fight scene in movie history
GIF REQUEST MEME: @padmeisqueen requested MCU + Favourite Familial Relationship
↳ NATASHA ROMANOFF + THE AVENGERS
really funny hannibal scene: when will is at the shooting range and he looks so focused and then the camera turns around and half the bullets didnt even hit the target
stardew valley: once per day you can kiss your spouse and get some energy back
me: that's absolutely adorable. anyway watch as I kiss my wife bye every morning when I leave the house immediately after waking up
i never would’ve realized this organically through gameplay because why the FUCK would i wait to kiss my spouses?!?!??! the clock is ticking very fast and there’s a million things to do in the middle of the day and at night i race back home to beat the clock to bed MORNINGS ARE FOR KISSES
PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT
source?
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Hospital
Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital
I feel like we’re getting off topic
So is pepsi if you steal it?
Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi
Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Huh?
LOKI (June 9, 2021)
Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief
boy friend
when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other
