Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
disabled people are worthwhile with meaningful lives. if you can't work because of disability. if you can't study, can't be independent. can't do house chores. can't care for yourself. you have the same worth and meaning as everyone else. you deserve the same dignity and respect. there's no life that is a waste to live
Holy FUCK, this is an amazing tool.
Reblogging for my artist fellows.
Reblog this!
So I made a few…dozen…posts on twitter about my experiences being neurodivergent. They’re a roughly 60/40 split between being autistic and having adhd with heavy overlap. They take the form of a parent in denial saying “My child is neurotypical” and the response of “Your child is X” where X is a common neurodivergent experience phrased as if coming from a teacher.
(I’ll be updating these as I make more)
Your child was a pleasure to have in class
Your child can’t focus unless they’re playing with something
Your child has awful handwriting
Your child is tapping their foot through class
Your child just needs to apply themselves. They can clearly do the work but keep making silly mistakes
Your child had a breakdown over not getting all their homework done
Your child is quiet and struggling to stay on task
Your child thinks school was indistinguishable from torture but struggles without the structure
Your child needs outside structure or they can’t figure out what to do first
Your child hears the CRT TV noise (double this if they hate it)
Your child needs to cover their ears any time you use a blender
Your child wants to know where that buzzing is coming from
Your child can tell if the fridge has been opened recently from the other room
Your child can’t wear rough or slippery fabrics
Your child hates any texture beyond flannel (any other distinctive texture works too)
Your child hates tags on clothing
Your child overheats in thick socks
Your child wears sportswear but hates sports (@checkerfired1 on twitter)
Your child thinks water has a strange texture
Your child finds showering exhausting but also doesn’t want to get out at the end
Your child can’t stand the feeling of oil on their skin
Your child sat in the dark from noon til sunset before starting their day
Your child thinks sunlight is ‘too much’
Your child forgot they were hungry halfway through making dinner
Your child has had midnight new years pass by because they forgot to wait for it
Your child can’t keep a grasp on time
Your child is confused about how it’s already evening
Your child has over 50 tabs open in chrome
Your child can only ‘wing it’ because they always forget what they planned to say
Your child made a list of what they needed to do and forgot to check it
Your child came up with a ‘my child is neurotypical’ post but forgot
Your child can’t focus without background music
Your child thinks everybody is exhausted after conversations
Your child drinking caffeine is like a roulette wheel in its effects
Your child struggles thinking while seated
Your child likes to constantly be chewing on something
Your child finds crowds overwhelming
Your child finds existing at night less exhausting
Your child is reading this in the middle of the night
All of your child’s friends live on the opposite side of the world because they can’t maintain a traditional sleep schedule
Your child had midnight new years pass by because they’re normally awake well past then even as an adult
Your child has trouble quieting their brain to sleep
Your child is extremely klutzy
Your child’s phone typing is riddled with typos
Your child felt guilty for bumping into the table
Your child is painfully uncomfortable watching shows with awkward situations
Your child cries even thinking about somebody being in pain
Your child is extremely trusting with new people they just met
Your child has lots of mood swings
Your child hates compliments because they’re sure they’ll disappoint and alienate anyone who thinks anything good about them (from @MaebyIsSweet on twitter)
Your child shares extremely personal experiences with people they just met
Your child can talk for hours about the same subject without getting tired
Your child learned nonverbal communication from the family dog/cat
Your child gets frustrated because people can’t understand them
Your child has been discussing the same topic for 30 minutes without taking a break to breath
Your child tends to speak repetitively - they may feel somewhat scripted
Your child feels like an alien sent to observe humans
Your child cries when instructions aren’t clear enough
Your child communes with animals because they make more sense than people
Your child doesn’t see the point of small talk
Your child finds comfort in the scriptedness of small talk
Your child is anxious about misreading people’s intentions
Your child is anxious about contacting somebody because they think it’s too last second
Your child gets frustrated when instruction manuals skip steps
Your child is constantly anxious about misunderstanding
Your child needs subtitles to hear anything
Your child has times they struggle to make words
Your child asks for the same meal every time they come home
Your child watched a single movie more than 3 times in one day
Your child feels anxious watching new movies or tv shows
Your child nearly has a stress breakdown if plans change last second
Your child’s anxiety spikes every time you ask them a question
Your child has a favourite song they’ve listened to for a week straight
Your child finds split second decision making stressful
Your child gets anxious if they don’t exactly follow their daily routine
Your child can pick up accents easily
Your child grew up wishing they could just go live in the forest away from people
Your child gets anxious when you ask aabout their day
Your child emotionally relates to fictional characters more than real people
Your child has said ‘I just don’t have the energy to act human right now’
Your child has described people as ‘just too much’
Your child was so ashamed of being different they tried to reshape their personality so people would like them
Your child is protective and doesn’t like anybody new coming into their room
Your child wishes it was easier to get up and do what they need to
Your child is confused by how other people relate to their gender
Your child thinks their functioning is an inconvenience to people
Your child is either ‘on’ or ‘off’ and there is no in between
Your child gets stuck in excitement feedback loops with their friends
Your child is convinced they just aren’t working hard enough
Your child is on their third hobby this week
Your child spaces out randomly during the day
Your child considers every step of getting dressed an individual task they have to do (from @sisi7304 on twitter)
Your child differentiates between food they like and food they think is good (@sweetmoonpigeon on twitter)
Your child has severe imposter syndrome about whether they’re neurodivergent ‘enough’
Your child isn’t sure what they’re supposed to do to be a man or a woman
Your child’s fingers and toes change colour in the cold
Your child noped out of this list because it got really uncomfortable and they felt a little too seen.
I always got the “your child is a pleasure to have in class” one.
My mother is the strongest and bravest survivor I know. I have done my best caring for her since I was 16 years old, and do not regret this, as I know I am fortunate to say I have a non-toxic relationship with one of my parents.
For the record, my mother does not smoke, or even drink coffee. Her dental issues are in no way the result of her own actions, but from patient abuse she suffered as a child. When she was a little girl, her dentist drilled and grounded holes into every single one of her teeth, in order to drain as much money as he could from my grandparents by filling cavities he created. (She is not the only one who suffered from this horrible man, either.) Her issues have escalated beyond just constant pain to digestion problems, from lack of chewing properly.
Because she is on Disability Support, my mother does not have any form of dental coverage. After searching for help locally, we found a dentist that offered to fix her with partial dentures, free of charge! Unfortunately though, we still need to come up with funds for the dentures themselves.
The dentist estimated the cost of the dentures to be $500, and we only have $35 to put towards them right now. If you’re reading this and have any money you would be willing to donate to us, I would be extremely grateful. Even if you do not—because believe me, I completely understand—every single reblog is very much appreciated!
My family has received lifesaving help from the kindness of strangers before, and it is only out of desperation that I am seeking it again.
My mother agreed to let me take a picture of her mouth, if you would like to view proof of the urgent need. The image is below the ‘keep reading’ cut, as it may be disturbing for some people:
The worse the explanation, the better.
If Roman talked about his feelings more we wouldn’t be in this mess.
T'Challa and Sam need to get their shit together.
logan is That Kid ™ and his parents and brothers are done with his bullshit
What happens when you give two people who love fun and have no regrets duct tape?
Lonely fairy man steals a battery
Picani says stuff.
Everyone is having a terrible time, except Deciet who has cheetos.
The god of chaos fucks around with some teenagers having the WORST three weeks of their lives
Internet explorer scientist man salty over his ex boyfriend and meets a literal fucking demon scientist and falls in love
local frosty guy is an angry wreck who wants a redemption arc but everyone(especiallythatonegingermidget)hates him
Lesbian doctor stresses over her adopted brother for 100 pages
Someones robot furry butler needs to get help
your meme boi pal can’t save your girlfriend.
a lab-created hybrid accidentally made her sister salty and now the world is in danger
Turns out the monarchy likes being burned.
Turns out we weren’t able to think this through
A husband casually making puns, force feeding his husband and almost getting hut by a frying pan is a normal day, what do you mean its insane?
Man accidentally reveals he is a freak, is offered a new job with exciting travel opportunities.
^^That’s this story, y’all
Gay bois and ones in a dress and things are cute and weird and angst, sometimes all in one
I’m really into this 80s ballad and it will manifest itself in schmoopy fic one day
There’s a certain point you can’t say hello anymore without it being awkward and Logan really needs to learn how to open doors.
Homeless gays get adopted by a caterpillar, and it gets angsty
Newly-born tree demon confused about Gay Feelings and trying to figure out his powers while failing miserably
remus just REALLY wants to fuck a scientist
A bunch of queer idiots take down a soul sucking government and become royalty I guess
Fellas, is it gay for you and your three homies to get possessed by a group of old gods?
Being reincarnated is all fun and games til you realize you probably have PTSD
They’re all horrifically traumatized and have horrible mental states because of it but don’t focus on that look at the dumb 16 year old isn’t he a baby
oh shit where the hell is everyones bones going? ? also arson.
grow up with these queer dumbasses and figure out why they love each other
man with magic hands finds dragon while baby sitting 4 toddlers
oh my god thats sounds awesome xD
Multiple worlds going to hell and 6 people are either the luckiest or the most unlucky bastards to ever exist
Logan talking to his iPhone to fill time
Stronk girl runs around and helps people and causes mass mischief
Sides cause chaos by existance ( @sextuplet-sides )
Remus needs to get better at explaining things, because this could have been cute but instead literally everyone got upset and/or hurt.
Local snake man sleeps with every one and finds himself with a nest full of eggs…this did not go as planned
ngl I wanna read that now
Don’t mine me adding you to the taglist
trans prince replaces mechanics princess love interest
Depression bad :( being gay is good :)!
Runaways don’t like people but one gets sicks (also magic!)
Am I being reincarnated or do I just need to go to bed
Cinnamon roll turns into sinamon roll back into cinnamon roll 😂🥺
and more besides! like emojis, html tone indicators provide important context & clarification to written communication. you can include a wider audience by using them, and autistic readers like me will really appreciate it!
if you already use tone indicators, which are your favorites?
please do this! it’s small but it allows so many more people to understand your posts!
Dear tumblr
I am writing this as I'm watching my people do everything they can to help my country. We live in Croatia, a country where earthquakes are extremely rare.
In my 19 years of life I have never experienced an earthquake until this year. First time it happened was in april. It was the scariest thing I experienced in recent times. We had to go out of our homes in the midst of a pandemic. Moreover it wasn't a small one, it had the magnitude of 5.4 richter. After that our main capital city Zagreb was in shambles.
Our cities weren't built to sustain earthquakes and there are many many old buildings. Until this day some of the structures still aren't repaired. On december 28th another earthquake hit in Sisak. It had the magnitude of 5.7 richters and it was terrifying we could feel it so hard here in Zagreb and we are 70km away from them.
We thought it was the end but on december 29th it was the worst case ever. Another one hit us and it was 30 times worse. The magnitude of 6.8 richters absolutely destroyed Petrinja. The little city it struck was left in shambles and the earthquake could be felt in Hungary, Slovenia and even a little in Germany.
Our country isn't the richest but one thing we are good at is helping each other. The whole country is doing it's best to help people of Petrinja, handing out free apartments for a time and having multiple charities.
I am asking you please even if it's a dollar or a cent it can help. Even spreading this message will immensly help us. The number of injured people is immense and sadly a 12yo girl passed away in her sleep after being crushed by the rubble. Please donate to the link below or spread the message as far as you can. Thank you.
https://gogetfunding.com/sisakpetrinjastrasnik-earthquake-relief/
i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today
thanks guys while im here PLEASE put an acne option on your picrews
thank you!!! nice to get some support
Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.
W.L. Cherrytree: The Beige Essays of Susan Sontag
Z. S. Pinetree: The Grey Pillow
A.S. Angeloak: the black book
G.L. Olive: the blue scrunchie
H.K. Ash, The Brown Door
W.E. Pine: The Black Eeyore
not to be a bitch but it shouldn’t take someone literally telling you to not call people with facial d*formities ugly for you to think twice about it. people on this website really have never considered the possibility that we ACTUALLY exist and arent just a tiny minority of a minority
actually reblog this listen to me when i say ive spent my whole life being told im ugly by doctors and adults lmfao. im sick of always being talked over or ignored about this- listen to actual disabled people when they tell you to shut the fuck up and consider the impact of what you say
kind of a banger of a post but i know ppl are reblogging this and not actually internalizing it. just treat people w/ respect & maybe consider the impact of your words on OTHER people when you say them. like consider you’re making fun of someone you hate for valid reasons and you call one of their features ugly. think about why you’re saying that and who it might effect. criticize things that are actually important instead of throwing people like me under the bus
Picrew tag game wee
I was tagged by @headfullofnargles to do this picrew, yay!
and here’s me :D
and i’m tagging: @books-and-cookies @positiveautistic @hermionegrangcr @rainbowrowell & @hermiionegrangers
It me :D
Tagging : @professionallydeadinside @widogastsbf @idioticace @greekschist @ethxnnakamura and anyone else that wants to do it :3
aye thank!
throwing in the flower crown bc its pwetty
tagging: @anthropardon-me @arandomhistorylover @repriseliability and anyone else who wants to :P
This is so fucking wack
You guys really just hate any woman using her sexuality to make money. You’ll consume all her media for free but the moment she wants something in return y’all get spiteful and way outta pocket about it. The whole “but Snapchat doesn’t allow adult content!” is fucking weak because I’m sure y’all still posting ass and thirst traps constantly.
I don’t even know how this alone would be an act of tax fraud, you have no idea what income she reports, but the fact that y’all feel SO strongly about this shit that you try to fuck up people’s livelihoods for the laughs is garbage. I hope the next time y’all need any assistance everyone spits in your face.
It’s been awful on Facebook. Men would go and harass women who do sex work. And start posting edgy memes and saying really disgusting shit. And these are the same ones that are like “I respect all women! Why don’t they like me!?” 🙄
the sites that we use to sell our content TAX US . i’ve sent in the tax forms on more than one occasion .
and of course they aren’t out there reporting their weed guy to the irs. it’s pure hatred of women
The incel army CAN’T report you to the IRS even if they wanted to.
i truly hope that the anxiety and fear those women felt due to these monsters comes back to get them (the men) 10 fold.
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
@instructor144 Maybe help spread this around to put some lovely sex workers at ease?
BOOST. Knowledge is power.
Me when a new hyperfixation hits and I know full well it’s going to take up 90% of my blog in the near future
Wait a second, other people do this?!?!? I thought it was just me 😳😳
