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abbott

@insufficientlygregarious

sick of that suburban smell
tossingtelevisions

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

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rexpinn

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

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goldenpoc

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

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captainkirk94

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

???? what??? the fuck???????

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deepfriedfuckpotato

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

Bob Ross used to get 200 fan letters a day. When people who regularly wrote him fell out of touch, he would call them just to see if they were OK. Source

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egalitarian-nature-blog

we didn’t deserve bob ross

I’m still pretty sure Bob Ross was some outworldly cosmic entity because there’s no way any fuck on here can be that kind spirited, nice and pure

Before he came to be the artful mindful guru that we know him as, apparently he was in the Air Force for 20 years and was a drill sergeant for part of it.

“I was the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work. The job requires you to be a mean, tough person. And I was fed up with it. I promised myself that if I ever got away from it, it wasn’t going to be that way anymore.”  

Now I’m just wondering what airforcemen thought about seeing drill sergeant Ross on tv painting trees

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dio-brando-did-nothing-wrong

@rogue-thirteen they couldnt believe it was Ross himself basically, but not because he was a painter (he did that during the airforce) but because of his calm demeanor and upbeat attitude.

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

when 👍 you 👍 look 👍 at 👍 the 👍 night 👍 sky 👍 and 👍 remember 👍 aliens 👍 are  👍 out 👍 there 👍 somewhere 👍 

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o-jessiday

use 👏 the 👏 clapping 👏 emoji 👏 and 👏 meme 👏 right 👏

Let 👏 nasa 👏 do 👏 what 👏 they 👏 want 👏 with 👏 their 👏 alien 👏 positivity 👏 posts 👏 you 👏 salty 👏 fuck 👏

They’re 👌quiet 👌so 👌they 👌can 👌hear 👌the 👌aliens 👌