Person A: My sister looks so stupid
Person B: I guess it runs in the family
I want you all to know that I was person b...
I’ve started narrating things in person a person b format in my head and I can’t stop. Send help.
Prepare for all the hindsight is 20-20 memes
Having a chew stim and wearing masks is not a good combination
“I feel like we’ve hit the maximum amount of things that are allowed to go bad. Like no more forest fires. No more virus. Our quota is met now 2020 needs to shut up.”
-my teacher
I’ve never related to something as much as I relate to the Black Plague
-Corona, 2020
New year new motto
For instance: this years motto is “oh fuck oh shit”
Can’t wait until it’s the rawring twenties and I can disappoint my parents in completely new ways
God I was a fool
Uh oh sisters! You’ve hit my self combust button!
If we call tape dispensers ‘dispensers’ why don’t we call staplers ‘staple dispensers’
Why r there so many people that are passionate about this? Like holy fuck I just thought of this at 3 am and y’all lost ur shit at me. R u guys okay?
Can’t wait until it’s the rawring twenties and I can disappoint my parents in completely new ways
I need a transplant but there’s no heart available. The doctors fill the crevice with ramen
My friend just said “you still live?” In a genuinely astonished voice. She meant to say ‘you’re still here?’
Small hands create big problems
Is this referring to Trump
No I just mean I can’t hold all the oranges I want to buy cause my hands ARE THE SIZE OF A TODDLERS
Person A: My sister looks so stupid
Person B: I guess it runs in the family
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I don’t remember the rest of this poem,
All thanks to you.