every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

I GOT A DOOT DOOT AND THIS HAD LIKE 700k NOTES

I got the doot at 900k notes. Is this even possible.

i saw the devil in my front yard (clipped to polyvore.com)

Someone just fucking text me something cute so I can fucking text something cute back and then take me on a date and we can kiss and cuddle and stuff. Damn.

Ullswater Geese by .Brian Kerr Photography. on Flickr.

On the Rocks by DBPhotographe

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

-Lauren Boswell (via mcmuffingreys)