Booster Seat Attack Mode

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

drama in the mad scientist and wizard communities

every friend group needs at least 1 bird person I'm not even joking you need somebody where you can just take a picture of the most blurry feathered beast on the sidewalk and go "hey amanda do you know her?" and you get the most enthusiastic detailed reply about how wonderful and precious and dear this bird is followed by "and they sometimes stab other birds' eggs for fun :)"

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

Black and Brown vampires 🦇🍷

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

i love stardew modders fr

Daily Doodle 400! I had this idea in my head for a while after making this post + it’s addition , I’ve had Eggfam brainrot the whole month sejdbjefbjbehd

I am a firm believer that Metal has a special place in Eggman’s heart and will always be his right hand man. But Sage has an advantagebMetal doesn’t to win her father’s favor - Youngest Child Syndrome.

If you know what Eggman is working on u get a smooch from me

Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:

It's not recommended to offer to kill someone's dad, especially if you're talking to a stranger

may I please have more context?

Sometimes dads are terrible and should die, and you can console people by offering to rid them of this troublesome parent, but you should be friends with the person before making the offer

how the fuck are we supposed to make friends if not through gestures of patricide?

Unknown. I'll provide updates if I ever figure it out

love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

“why are you tagging this post as this character/ship, it literally makes no sense” well first of all i know and perceive the truth and am able to make flawless leaps in logic that are nevertheless grounded in fact

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules: