Collection of le fishe memes from an aspiring marine biologist 🦈
Scientists make the funniest memes istg
now what if I made a silly guy
birr..
Grizzly 399 is so cool! I went to her Wikipedia page intending to screenshot interesting facts about her, but I would really recommend you go check out the whole thing for yourself.
Grizzly 399 lives in close proximity to humans but has never caused problems or attacked a human - she has taught her many cubs important skills like looking both ways before crossing the road. She has had more triplets than is normal for grizzlies, and is far better at keeping triplets alive than less experienced mothers.
She had 22 progeny, (though not all survived) including Grizzly 610, who in 2011 adopted one of 399’s triplets along with her own two cubs. 399 previously went viral on social media for keeping her quadruplets alive through two seasons, despite bear cubs only having a 55% survival rate.
hey girls and squirrels, friendly reminder that an entire bag of chips does not count as "eating a meal"
hope this helps!
These fox skulls I got from this dude on eBay are so greasy I'm convinced that he put extra grease on them. I think he Criscoed these bad boys.
STOP LAUGHING AT ME THEY'RE SO GREASY I WAS PROMISED NO GREASE
1.) I KNOW how greasy animal skulls are before you clean em. He just said he was gonna degrease these, is why I'm so upset by the grease.
2.) They were shipped all together loosey goosey in a Save A Lot bag that was
3.) PACKED IN LOOSE OWEN CORNINGS FIBERGLASS INSULATION.
And when I messaged him about it, he was like, "You're insane, man, these bones aren't even that greasy at all and customers all around the world love me for my fiberglass insulation."
Not trying to start drama in the eBay packing materials fandom again, but why were THESE shipped to me in hospital scrubs???
Prescription bottle full of teeth in the mail yesterday. It never fucking ends.
what you have to understand about kink at pride discourse and the reason people discuss it alongside discussions of transmisogyny and things like drag queen bans is that trans women are seen as sexually perverse, deviant, and engaging in fetish simply by existing as a woman in public, and your arguments of "no kink at pride because of the children" is the exact reasoning given behind banning public displays of transfemininity
btw reblog this
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
get creatured idiot
Customer of the day was the person who spilled a little of their drink on the handoff and said “Oh, could I get some napkins? Sorry, I’m a messy bitch.”
"the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be" is an unfairly intense quote to be under a tiktok comment
you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that
If a rat showed up and made me capable of getting done all the stuff I need to get done I too would be just okay with that.
i feel like homestuck is real in the universe right next to ours and sometimes stuff leaks through
Like what?
oh yeah in 2017/2018 a guy from washington named dave strider representing an independent party ran for senate. everyone went nuts over it because he actually had pretty good policies and eventually he heard about it and kind of went along with the joke by wearing aviators to public events for a while
Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin
Bro, don't front with me. I can hear your leitmotif
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*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*
*accidentally spills their water on the button and pressed it while trying to clean up*