Your task today, tumblerites, is to slip platypusary into casual conversation. Bonus points if nobody notices.
I strongly resent the implication that the plural of this world is platypusaryes. Is nothing sacred or do they just for some reason not include an ‘i’ in that indicator
Fresh new sitcom idea: a spinoff of Modern Family but it's 1536 and the dissolution of the monasteries is in full swing. The patriarch is a secret Catholic and is hiding this from his long suffering wife and children. The guilt is eating him alive but he puts a brave face on things and has a reputation for being a total lad, a real joker, a good-time guy. Spoiler alert: they're all secretly Catholic but hiding it from the others. The family is tearing itself apart at the seams. Secrecy lurks beneath every punchline. It's a fun-filled series of heartwarming, wacky japes, set during the reign of terror of Henry VIII.
Me: makes a post which I'm pretty pleased with, solely on a lololol level
@rubiscothegeek: just casually adds the funniest fucking thing I've ever read as a reply
Working title Mass Appeal
All three priests are played by Danny DeVito in different wigs
Not seeing the issue here. This is the epitome of art
the moment youve all been waiting for
las vegas if they werent cowards
The world in which we live could be yet darker—but it is not!
terror is opening the dash to a new [tumblr] ui update, horror is watching your mutuals post about the new [tumblr] ui update you haven't seen yet
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Might start doing makeup once a week idk
no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa
if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb
lobotomize your coffeemaker
“Saying i love you every minute lessens the meaning” um to YOU….freak.
european whose defining personality trait is antagonizing americans: ohohoho! the american is angry that i've called him a yank! he must be upset that i've so thoroughly discarded his opinion based on his nation's propensity for ignorance! i've truly proven i can "banter" with the best of them, this calls for a soyjak!
the american in question: why the fuck is this dumbass calling me a yankee when i'm from lousiana?
wallace gromited so that chicken run. is this something
well you can’t say i didn’t try ❤️
i’m in spain rn and i said wallace gromited so that chicken run to my friend on the bus and the woman in front of us looked back at us then pulled out english duolingo
this website's moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants
My friend’s bird is named Simple and she won’t stop landing in this place where she’s not allowed to go so we made a sign
Im normal im normal im normal im silly im goody and im so so sweeties
