my cat: *walks in my room*
me: oh!!!! hello stinky!!!!! come over here smelly!!! psspssspsspsspsst nchnchnchnch come on! please???
my cat:

my cat: *walks in my room*
me: oh!!!! hello stinky!!!!! come over here smelly!!! psspssspsspsspsst nchnchnchnch come on! please???
my cat:
who wants to see my cats when they were kittens
please show us what they look like now
wow they really didn't include these teamup scenes where marvel women actually interact and instead gave us a shot of them standing in a line for 3 seconds for "woke" points. marvel really said misogny rights.
i love when people are just so in love, its honestly so wonderful. my grandmother went to study abroad during her college days and my grandfather (her boyfriend at the time) missed her so much he saved up to go visit her spontaneously. my friend's dad after getting out of heart surgery was like "wheres my wife, i want to see my wife". my old quran teacher learned to speak her husband's native language (despite them both speaking english) because she wanted to express her love for him in a way he best understood.
when lizzo said “self love is survival” and when hannah gadsby said “do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation” and when mitski said “i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation”
when audre lorde said “caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare”
when Jenny Slate tweeted, “As the image of myself becomes sharper in my brain&more precious, I feel less afraid that someone else will erase me by denying me love”
alright. i very unfortunately have to say something about this post. yesterday, i had a tonic-clonic aka grand mal seizure, yknow what you usually picture when you see the word "seizure". anyway, as one would expect, coming out of this seizure i couldn't remember most things. i had no idea what time, day, month, etc it was. i couldn't remember what i was doing before the seizure or even what i did that morning and i still have no idea. i couldn't even remember what i did for fun and i'm still kind of trying to remember. anyway, what i DO remember is that when i was coming out of the seizure a slowly regaining consciousness, this was the only thing i could think of. over and over in my mind, all i heard was "it'S GOOFY. from mcdonalds". over and over. and i literally had no idea of anything that was going on or anything that had ever happened ever, so i couldn't just switch thoughts. i was stuck with this stupid video replaying in my head over and over. it wouldn't stop. this had a big enough impact on me to be the only thing i could remember, out of all the things to remember. thanks i guess.
August 26 2017 - Some sad news, Negro Matapacos (Black Copkiller), Revolutionary Chilean riot dog, friend to worker and student alike, has sadly passed away. Rest in Power, furry comrade. [gifs from this video]
November 16 2019 - Protesters brought a giant statue of Santo Negro Matapacos to demonstrations in Santiago. [video]
Perfectly gay ❤️
That is the most amazing wedding tux alteration I have ever seen.
straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars
Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)
Me: damn straight you respect Doctor Quinzel
Me: wait it’s from /what/?