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hey don’t cry. they’re doing crazy things to that man’s cervix on ao3. ok?
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"Just play along, please!" for Flynn/anyone.
"Hey baby."
Flynn groaned inwardly, and gulped back the last dregs of her martini before turning around to see the macho dudebro leering at her.
"Not interested."
"Now baby how can you say that, you haven't gotten to know me yet?" the guy said, a smirk playing over his lips, leaning against the wall as if trying to show off his biceps.
She rolled her eyes. "Don't care, I said no, so fuck off."
"One dance-or drink even, come on."
Flynn backed up, this guy was bigger than her-not hard given her diminutive status, but she also had left her killer stilettos at home tonight. Her eyes flitted over to the bouncer, but he was escorting a drunk from the bar-no help there. But she did see a group of friendly looking people and decided that this dudebro was only going to listen to one thing.
"Look, my guy is right over there, so fuck off before he notices you giving me trouble." With that she flipped her braids and stalked towards the bar, right towards where the group she spied before were sharing a laugh.
She went for the tall blond guy, standing close by, her voice low enough to not attract too much attention, but loud enough that he could hear her. "Look, that beefhead over there is not taking no for an answer, and I need a fake partner for a second. So can you just play along please?"
The guy looked at her very apologetically. "I am very gay."
"Me too!" Flynn replied with a smile. "But he seems the type to try to convert me, so I figured he'd respect your 'ownership' over my objection."
"Man guys suck," one of the other guys said-shaking his head so his long dark locks swayed with the movement. "We can help you out no problem. I'm Willie, and I can totes loan you my boyfriend Alex here."
Alex nodded, slinging an arm over her shoulder. "Us queers gotta stick together."
"Thanks," she said, sagging in relief. "I'm Flynn by the way."
Alex smiled, introducing her to the rest of his group-Luke, Julie, Reggie (who were the cutest throuple that totally didn't know they were one), and Carrie who was possibly the hottest girl Flynn had ever seen (and who was giving her a once over and a smirk that meant her night might include a number).
The meat head guy came over, snorting at the sight of her. "This is your guy? Baby you deserve a real man, lemme show you one."
"She's happy enough with me, thanks," Alex said, glaring at the other guy. Flynn laid her had over his chest, trying her best to look at Alex adoringly, paying this douche no mind. But her spine was still tensed, ready for any eventuality.
"Plus you're a bit outnumbered," Willie added. Luke and Reggie added their own menacing stares, with Julie and Carrie staring him down with unkind intent.
"Fine, not worth my time anyways," the guy said, stalking off, sure to harass some other woman on the floor.
Flynn sagged again. "Thank you all so much. Can I buy a round of drinks or something as thanks?"
"We were about to head out unfortunately," Alex said with a truly sorry look. "Head to Khaos."
"You're welcome to come with us, help sell your story," Willie offered.
"Plus it is way nicer than this place," Alex added.
"I DJ there from time to time, so I can probably get you all in without cover if you don't mind the seventh wheel," Flynn offered.
"Yes!" Reggie exclaimed. "Let's roll!"
Carrie walked side by side with Flynn. "And if you still wanna... I wouldn't turn down a drink."
Flynn grinned, linking pinkies with Carrie as they hit the cool night air. Sure the night had included a bad start, but it looked like it might have a much happier ending-in more ways than one!
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Me on a Saturday afternoon.
[ID: A photograph of a Pallas Cat in a pile of sand, presumably in the middle of a dust bath; the cat is lying on its back, all four feet in the air, looking like a real Unit with a thick body and fluffy long hair, and an expression of bliss on his face that I'm probably imagining.]
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kittyb4e
the-real-numbers
boyfriends
I don’t think @gallusrostromegalus has told this exact story, but it has strong Gallus vibes
Mazel the "Husky mix" (the thing the husky was mixed with was a fucking wolf) did love to get herself up to high places so she could watch everything. Never got up on the cabinets or broke a vase though.
Because she'd get up on the roof.
a photo of Belphegor from a few weeks back, nursing from his mom
(Belphie is the kitten on top, with the bat-like membranes)
momma really is a wide-head legend! here's a photo from before she gave birth
Belphie is shaping up to look a lot like her, which I'm happy about!
Oh he's gonna be one weird, funny little guy! Mama is very pretty!
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Booboo Stewart in Julie and the Phantoms
my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
"reverted based on user feedback" is possibly the best way to refer to top surgery i have ever heard
When my partner had top surgery, as he was coming out of anesthesia in the recovery room, I dumped two of these out of a paper bag onto his bedside table and said "The doctor said you can keep these, if you want. Like when you get wisdom teeth pulled." The nurse laughed so hard she cried.
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crocus flowers mean spring is here!
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help I just remembered the first time I ever spoke to a gay man—age 11, on AIM—I asked him if he’d ever had gay sex. he said yes. unable to think of anything else to add I said “I hope you had fun!” and he replied “yes, thank you”
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I'm crying my eyes out
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i hope this email finds you panting and moaning and begging for it
ok.
No but really, Jess Mariano and Reggie Peters and Eliot Spencer in the sprawling 3fer crossover
Jess is somehow related to Eliot since Luke is his cousin, and Reggie could not be more jealous. Why does Jess get TWO cool plaid wearing grumpy but secretly softies adults and he gets NONE????
Jess hates Reggie because he's Too Cheerful and he's convinced the No Thought Head Empty Heart Pure thing is a ruse. Especially because sometimes Reggie will let out the snarkiest zinger ever.
You know Luke Danes has a soft spot for the Phantoms. Like, Luke Patterson is a nuisance but he's nothing compared to the Gilmores, at least he doesn't go behind the counter unless he needs a working pen stat. Alex is always annoyingly snarky to Taylor but always just on the side of plausible deniability, which has gotten him free donuts in the past. And Reggie is just so earnestly happy to get pie or a burger or whatever.
Eliot being an asshole and being like: if you won't make the kid your diner apprentice I'll take him. Okay step one, knives are like people...
And that's how Reggie got a part time job at the diner for the morning rush.
(He enables the Gilmores even more than Luke does when it comes to coffee. Lorelai declares him her new favourite. Luke tries not to be mad about it in front of Reggie.)
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hey now...
Couldn't have nailed me any harder to the floor if you had a fucking hammer.
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HI MORE FOSTER CARE AU PLZ I’m a sucker for Molina family and Willie interactions
Hi M! I don't have any more Willie and Molina interactions written yet but here's some Reggie and Julie being siblings to make up for it:
When Julie stumbles downstairs at 6am to find some breakfast, the last thing she expects to find is Reggie, already awake and moving, humming along to whatever song is playing through his headphones. Her brother is a notorious night owl, and usually doesn’t roll out of bed until the absolute last minute before he has to be somewhere. Of course, the same could be said about Julie, which is why when she lets out a startled yelp at the sight of him, Reggie jumps and answers with his own scream, brandishing his mop like a weapon. “Why are you swiffering at 6am?” Julie demands.
