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Stars fall from the sky

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Videogames as Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, etc. Gravity Falls and stuff. Also cute boys sometimes.

during a job interview if you get asked, “What are three words your friends would use to describe you?” just use some traits from ur hogwarts house

reblog to save a life

Hufflepuff: hardworking, loyal, responsible

Ravenclaw: smart, curious, analytical

Slytherin: enterprising, clever, creative

Gryffindor: adventurous, confident, principled

SHIT.

HOLY SHIT GUYS KINGDOM HEARTS IS REAL

I NOW KNOW

WITHOUT A DOUBT

THAT KINGDOM HEARTS

IS

LIGHT

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY

PLEASE

OH BABY

DON’T GO

“I personally didn’t intend for so much time to pass after KHII. When people around me said it’d been ten years, I was so surprised, like, has there really been such a gap? See, I’ve been working on Kingdom Hearts titles this whole time. But in the midst of making spin-offs I ended up with fans saying “Another spin-off? When is KHIII coming out?” and yeah, ten years had actually passed. This is bad, I thought.” - Tetsuya Nomura

Winnie the Pooh quotes make me cry.

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” 

“I used to believe in forever, but forever’s too good to be true” 

“I don’t feel very much like Pooh today,“ said Pooh. “There there,” said Piglet. “I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.” 

“I wonder what Piglet is doing,” thought Pooh. “I wish I were there to be doing it, too.” 

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” 

“We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered.

“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.” 

“Forever isn’t long at all, Christopher, as long as I’m with you.” 

“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs

she did a tad more than “design” them

Argument I heard on the bus

Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?

wait

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

I have taken 3 years of Theology, 1 of Apologetics, and 1 of Anatomy and Physiology and I’m honesty stumped by this one

Those species which are parthenogenic (i.e. self-fertilising, certain lizards, snakes, frogs and fish) the offspring is always genetically/physically female-typical. So yeah, if we were to take the nativity as a scientific story, a parthenogenic human pregnancy (still a scientific impossibility) would result in an AFAB child, and since that child has always been referred to as “he”, voila, trans jesus.

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So clearly, to get to the bottom of this mystery, the first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary.

Tumblr, asking the real questions

Raptor Jesus born of a Raptor virgin.

Merry Christmas, y'all.

i hate it here

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people make a big deal of xion “hacking” the org database but as much as i love xion i can’t really get behind that idea…i mean the computer security back at hollow bastion was an actual joke so i assume that would be true here as well

she probably just had to type in a password, which was either “kingdomhearts” or “nortzrule”

or possibly just “password”