Technology, man. We’ve managed to streamline the process of heartbreak from 5 days to 14 minutes.
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date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you
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Forever reblog
thebootydiaries
White boy: what are you doing now haha
Me: shower
White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!
backseat serenade (2013) + birthday (2018)
thebootydiaries
me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day
my-future-gf
My future gf
will hold my hand and watch movies with me when it storms.
okay so these are real cute, they go with pretty much everything and i love them so much. aLsO, technically theres only 5 colours but they come with the extra waistband you see toby wearing in the preview. you see it? yeah that thing. anywho, i hope you guys love them tooooooo ♥♥enjoyyyy
big bad fishnets
suitable for all genders ❤
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