New York Italian furry man that is huge and built like a brick house is like. Bara bing bara boom.
You're just jealous that this is gonna do numbers once it hits the large man fandom
i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.
you're telling me this cheese sandwich was girled???
ok but for the longest time growing up i thought they were girled cheese sandwiches and was like "why don't they have boyed cheese sandwiches?"
you were the very first misandry truther
truther? come on :/
i'm deleting my blog in shame and solidarity for this i'm so sorry men
Actually I think it was truther
undeleting my blog in hubristic pride and egotistical mania for this i've never apologized for anything in my life ever
There were so many moments last year where people tried to peg me as a wizard cause of my association with various tumblr occultists. This has ended. What was the moment for you? What made you realize?
Get that fog of war off my post boy
you're telling me this cheese sandwich was girled???
ok but for the longest time growing up i thought they were girled cheese sandwiches and was like "why don't they have boyed cheese sandwiches?"
you were the very first misandry truther
truther? come on :/
i'm deleting my blog in shame and solidarity for this i'm so sorry men
I remember I once got into an argument in a forum, where I said that from my observation on how the US military is revered and treated (both parties agree in two things: keeping the neoliberal order and funding the military), there is a very, very real possibility that in the not too distant future the military might just say "fuck it" and dispense with the whole pretense or democracy, or more likely, make it a supervised """democracy""" (like the Concordancia here in Argentina, or Frondizi who had his hands tied and when he went too far he was couped)
The Usamericans* argued back with me with an argument so silly that I was baffled it was their main one: that soldiers in the US ~make an oath~ to ~defend the Constitution~ and so they wouldn't do a coup, ever.
I can't even start to tell how stupid that was but newsflash, EVERY military around the world swears an oath, and most coups happen when they, in fact, use it as an excuse to "save the nation" from some enemy. Which the US military already does all the time, under "democratic" "supervision". If tomorrow, a bunch of generals decided they don't even care about the whole democracy thing anymore, every single soldier would fall in line, because that's what soldiers do. There won't be a Hero Moment where they would realize The Error Of Their Ways and try to stop the Bad General, they will obey orders. Because that's what soldiers do.
Armies, if they exist at all, should be strictly controlled by a democratic goverment accountable to and serving the people. The US army is way beyond that, it only serves itself and someday, it will decide that it doesn't even need the whole pretense any longer. And if people don't resist now, it will be even harder when they take control.
*some of them ex-military, so they apparently really believed this
And yes, this will affect us down south and everywhere if it happens. Because the US military is the military branch of the US neoliberal and imperial project. And if (hopefully not when) it takes charge, it will be pure, undiluted imperialism.
Can you imagine this #girlboss in charge of a military junta?
So anytime you can, say it: fuck the marines, fuck the army, yankees go home.
blackmouth dad and his puppies
If you find yourself split open, and you heal, and split open, and heal, and split open, and heal, and grow, and fight, and claw your way out of the pit inch by inch by the skin of your fucking fingernails, and still cling on to the idea of hope and joy and love and joy and kindness, someday someone will accuse you of having led an easy life, and that will be how you know you've made it
You must fill yourself with love like a dog fills itself with meat
you're telling me this cheese sandwich was girled???
ok but for the longest time growing up i thought they were girled cheese sandwiches and was like "why don't they have boyed cheese sandwiches?"
you were the very first misandry truther
if you see a beautiful sunset or a perfectly cooked filet mignon with a red wine reduction do you want to fuck it
Forgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.
The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party
Call me crazy, but I don't actually think that a teenager licking the soy sauce bottle at a sushi restaurant is bioterrorism, and I don't think they should be fined $500,000 for it. I think that a 17 year old licking the opening of the soy sauce bottle at a sushi restaurant and spitting on some of the plates and filming it and uploading it to tiktok for laughs is bad, it's definitely an asshole thing to do. But I don't think it's bioterrorism and I don't think you should probably be fined $500,000 dollars for it. I mean if you were asking me.
Fortunately for those of us afflicted by endless visions of trolley problems, the data shows that empirically people are not expected value maximizers and harsher punishments do very little to actually deter crime. So this argument doesn't work.
yeah intensity of punishment is just not fungible with consistency! they’re pretty incommensurable; consistent light sanctions can teach you “this is wrong” and inconsistent harsh punishments teach “proportionality means nothing” and “the most important thing is to get away with it”
with all due respect @tanninivver you are advocating for the idea that a 17 year old being needlessly rude for clout be charged half a million dollars under charges of "bioterrorism". like sit down and seriously consider what it is you're defending: a teenager, being a harmless nuisance idiot in the way that teenagers are, should be called a bioterrorist.
if you work full time minimum wage yearly tends to be about $15,000. you are expecting a 17 year old to pay more than 30 years' salary on minimum wage as a private individual, as a fine, for "licking a soy sauce bottle lid and filming it".
What should have actually happened: teen should have been banned from the restaurant and required to pay for the soy sauce.
What actually happened: this bullshit apparently?!
Two hundred years ago, the wetlands of Japan rustled with pink-tinged feathers. Tall, pale birds stepped carefully through reeds and iris, hunting small fish, crabs, and frogs.
Nipponia nippon, it would be dubbed by the national ornithological society, a bird emblematic of its country. The Crested Ibis. The Toki. The Peach Flower Bird.
Marshes slowly changed to rice fields, with farmers who resented the toki for ruining crops; to kill the birds was outlawed, so children chased them from the fields, singing warnings.
The doors of the country were pried open. Laws changed. Farmers bought their first guns, their sights set on birds who were no longer protected. The toki, the red-crowned crane, and many others began to suffer. But the worst was yet to come.
Pesticides are indiscriminate killers. The poison sprayed to kill a beetle can travel up the foodchain, toppling a cascade of larger animals, or affecting their ability to reproduce. It was reckless pesticide use that nearly wiped out the Bald Eagle. In the rice fields, the peach-flower-bird had little chance.
In 1981, Japan’s last five living toki were removed from a wild that had become too dangerous for them.
I tell a lot of sad stories here, about mistakes we’ve made and animals we’ve lost. This isn’t one of those. This is a story about one of those precious times when we were able to fix the things we’d broken.
A joint effort between Japan & China, and the discovery of seven more birds in that country, led to a successful breeding program, which in 2008 saw the first ibises fly free again in Japan. Today, at least 5000 toki exist in the world.
The last wild-born toki, one of those captured in 1981, lived almost long enough to see her species’ return. Reaching the equivalent age of a centenarian human, she died in 2003—not of old age, but injury after throwing herself against her cage door.
Her name was ‘Kin’. ‘Gold’.
Mended things can never be as whole as they once were. There will always be cracks that show, weak spots that remain vulnerable. Yet, like the shining seams of a kintsugi piece, these scars speak an important truth: here is a thing that someone chose to save; handle with care.
The title of this painting is ‘Restoration’. It is gouache on 22x30 inch watercolor paper
cheeses: colbyjack, jarlsberg, extra sharp white cheddar, brie seasonings: peach bellini spread, red pepper flakes, thyme, turmeric, crushed garlic
Call me crazy, but I don't actually think that a teenager licking the soy sauce bottle at a sushi restaurant is bioterrorism, and I don't think they should be fined $500,000 for it. I think that a 17 year old licking the opening of the soy sauce bottle at a sushi restaurant and spitting on some of the plates and filming it and uploading it to tiktok for laughs is bad, it's definitely an asshole thing to do. But I don't think it's bioterrorism and I don't think you should probably be fined $500,000 dollars for it. I mean if you were asking me.
Fortunately for those of us afflicted by endless visions of trolley problems, the data shows that empirically people are not expected value maximizers and harsher punishments do very little to actually deter crime. So this argument doesn't work.
yeah intensity of punishment is just not fungible with consistency! they’re pretty incommensurable; consistent light sanctions can teach you “this is wrong” and inconsistent harsh punishments teach “proportionality means nothing” and “the most important thing is to get away with it”
with all due respect @tanninivver you are advocating for the idea that a 17 year old being needlessly rude for clout be charged half a million dollars under charges of "bioterrorism". like sit down and seriously consider what it is you're defending: a teenager, being a harmless nuisance idiot in the way that teenagers are, should be called a bioterrorist.
if you work full time minimum wage yearly tends to be about $15,000. you are expecting a 17 year old to pay more than 30 years' salary on minimum wage as a private individual, as a fine, for "licking a soy sauce bottle lid and filming it".