what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck
i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..
when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans
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white kid: if ur mexican why cant u speak spanish fluently :/ me: lemme hear u speak some of that 11% finnish 2% scottish 45% italian 31% dutch, 100% puta
the mother called her babies just for me ;;;
Blessed.
the most blessed, pure thing…
In THIS house we are proud of and support Kesha
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