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@inkfrond

not entirely lurkin anymore

One of my greatest inspirations as a writer is the late great LA Times food reviewer Jonathan Gold. I legitimately think he should be considered one of the best writers of the last 100 years. Look at this.

Poetry. Non-fiction par excellence. This is a man who not only understood the visceral, the sensory, the sublime, but he could put it into words.

He was the opposite of a snob. The man ventured where other reviewers feared to tread. He would visit any greasy taco shack or tacky theme restaurant that caught his eye and detail it with romance befitting a Victorian poet. I have such admiration for his ability to find the beauty, the indulgence, the love, in places you would never expect to find it.

Just looked him up and he looks like how I imagine Dionysus

Truly a Dionysian man

Adult Noise : Excuse me, have you seen my son? I lost sight of him!

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i’m like high as fuck rigjt now man . You are janginlign satans keys in my face

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i want you to know that i was so high off my ass last night when i saw this ask that i thought Adult Noise himself sent me this picture and was GOING to come after me find me in my house and fucking capture me put me in his messed up dark dank cellar and stick little pins into my back to get me to talk about where i hid his son until i died because i didn’t know anything about where his son was and he got the wrong guy. the only reason i even got to sleep last night was because i accepted that this was just going to happen when i woke up regardless, so i literally just cried myself to sleep thinking he was gonna grab me out of my bed and Hellraiser me

found a note on the notes app from around this time last night where i was so terrified of adult noise that i began writing my will but the only last wish i thought to put in it was “donate my nintendo switch pro controller to goodwill”

they call me Yoshi because im trying to smash bros they call me Shulk because im trying to smash bros They call me Mythra because im trying to smash bros they call me Pyra because im trying to shamsh bros they call me Wii Fit Trainer, because i am trying to smash Bros. They call me Wario because im trying to SMASH BROS They call me Ganondorf because im tryng to smash bros They call me Link because I'm trying to smash bros They call me Sheik because im trans and trying to smash bros They call me Toon Link because im trying to smash bros They call me Young Link cuz im trying to smash bros! They call me Zelda because they don't. They call me Kazuya because im trying to smash bros They call me Ken because im trying to smash bros They call me Ryu from Streets because I'm trying to Shash Bros they call me Falco because im trying to Smash Bros They call me Fox for my pursuits of men carnally they call me Wolf becuase im trying to smash bros トξƒꜿ ↄʌιι γᚢƒ ⌶игι⌶иg бƒↄʌ𐰜ƨƒ ⌶'γᚢ トrꜿ⌶иg トꝋ ƨγᚢʌƨξ бrꝋƨ Translation:They call me Inkling because I'm trying to Smash Bros

They call me Sonic becayse i am so fast and blue :) they call me R.O.B. because they only remember me from smashing my bros they call me Little Mac because im trying to smash bros They call Me Charizard because I am trying to smash Bros They call me Greninja because i am renowned for my mad tongue game amongst my Bros whom I smash they call me Incineroar because my dick burns They call me Ivysaur because im trying to smash Bros They call me Jigglypuff because I'm Trying to Smash Bros. they call me Lucario because im trying to smahs bros they call Me wtwo because im trying to smash bros They call me Pichu. No Comment. They call me Pikachu BECAUSE IM TRYING TO SMASH BROS They call me Squirtle becayse im trying to smash bros they call me Olimar because im trying to smash bros They call me Joker because I live in a Society. WHERE IM TRYING TO FUCK MEN!!! 😂😂😈😈😈😈😈😈🤡 also I'm really into Tarot. That's a persona reference, right?

They call me Pac-Man because i miss my wife. They call me Lucas because im trying to smash bros they cann me Ness because im trying to smash bros They call me MINECRAFT STEVE BECAUSE I AM TRYING TO SMASH BROS! They call Mii Brawler because im trying to smash bros they call Mii Gunner because im trying to smash rbos they call me Mii Swordfighter because im trying to smash bros They call me Dark Samus because im trying to smahs bros They call me Ridley because im trying to smash bros They call me Samus ebcause im trying to smash bros They call me Zero Suit Samus beuse i am naked on account of trying to smash they call me Snake because im trying to smash bros they call me Mega Man because im trying to smash bros they call me Bowser because bros are trying to smash me they call me Bowser Jr. because I have a Dad

They call me Daisy because that is my name, and Im trying to smash bros They call me Dr. Mario because im trying to smash bros They call me Luigi because om tryunmg to smash bros they call me Mario becayse im trying to smash bros they call me Peach because im trying to shamsh bros They call me Rosalina because im trying to smash bros. and my wingman is called Luma because he helps me smash bros They call mePiranha Plant because im trying to smash bros they call me King Dedede becuase im trying to smash bros they call me Kirby because im trying to smash bros they call me Meta Knight because im trying to smash bros They call me Sora because Idisney they call me Dark Pit because im trying to smash bros They call me Palutena because im trying to smash bros they call me Pit because im trying to smash bros they call me Ice Climbers because my two dicks are ice cold and weilding hammers they call me Mr. Game & Watch because im trying to Smash Bros They call me Chrom because im trying to smash bros they call me Corrin because im trying to smash bros They Call me Ike because I am trying to smash bros They call me Lucina because im trying to smash bros they call me Marth because im trying to smagfhg bros They call me Robin because im trying to smash bros they call me Roy because im trying to Smash Bros They call me Byleth because im trying to Smash bros They call me Cloud because i am soft They call me Sephiroth becayse im trying to smash bros They call me Terry because im trying to smash bros they call me Captain Falcon because im trying to Smash Bros! They call me Duck Hunt because Dick Hunt was too on the nose. Also I'm Da Cunt!

They call me Hero because im trying to smash bros they call me Diddy Kong because im trying to smash bros They call me Donkey Kong because im trying to smash bros they call me King K. Rool because im trying to Smash Bros They Call Me Richter because I Am trying to Smash Bros they call me Simon because im trying to smash bros They call me Bayonetta because im trying to smash Bros (viiolently, with them dying) they call me Banjo & Kazooie on account of me being a bird and a bear who are tyring to smash bros They call me Min Min because iom trying to smash bros They call me Isabelle because im trying to smash bros they call me Villager because im trying. to smash. Bros.

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Anonymous asked:

I feel like you would be the 1 of 5 people who would know the answer but does i m meen have a ryu number

Well, you've come to the right place, my friend.

Chill Manor (I.M. Meen's sequel) references a metric shit-ton of historical figures, being a history-themed edutainment game and all. There's bound to be a Ryu link somewhere, though I'm not as familiar with that game and its contents as I.M. Meen. So, let's do one better - can we get a Meen Ryu Number without a Chill Manor link?

The answer is... yeah, kind of! I.M. Meen is a very insular game when it comes to other fictional characters. There are Dracula and Frankenstein-themed bosses, but they're not the real deal - they're pastiche monsters made in Meen's likeness. However... there is another.

In Level 15 (the third map of the Caves), there's a scroll that indirectly mentions Santa Claus and his elves. Now, this could all just be a joke from Meen. But given the other weird shit that exists in the I.M. Meenverse - fantasy monsters, stores that sell magic materials, wizard councils, incredibly powerful spelling/history books - there's a good chance that Santa exists too.

So, using this previously-made Ryu Number chart...

...I.M. Meen has a Ryu Number of 2 (Meen, Santa, Ryu). His wife, Ophelia Chill, has a Ryu Number of either 2 or 3 - it all depends on whether you start at I.M. Meen or Chill Manor, and if there aren't any shorter links to Ryu. (Yes, she's mentioned in I.M. Meen.)

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i would present my penis to a the E.T... I woud be doing it Non sexualluy, though. Just so he could be more familiar with my earth body. that bad little bitch was an adult, though. Like for an alien. Anyways. Something i think about a lot. Just what i would do in that situation, i mean. And thats what i would do. Present my penis to that male shortie, let him see how a earth guy can let it rock. But like, if he wants to rock, maybe rumble a little bit i would want him to go ahead. Not that i would be looking forward to it. Or like, would expact that he would want to after seeing my penis non sexually. If he wanted to see how it rocks then i could show him. There in the woods. Cold wet ground. Moon up above. Alone. Two of us. Showing each other how that nasty thing rocks.

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it's always funny when someone comments on eurodance like "why don't they make music like this anymore" because they DO and it's one of the most creatively stagnant genres on earth (spoken with love in my heart for it)

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all you need to make eurodance is one female vocalist (mediocre-to-incredible), one male vocalist who Cannot sing but can say shit like "I'm a sex king man with a party plan / international nation hand in hand" in a deep voice, and an apartment somewhere in italy

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