WAIT
What’s the God Damn SAFEWORD!?!
MY fluffy puffy thing!
So adorable, omg
The TOES
00346 - A Regular Man [Who Is Not A Goose] - 410 Polygons
hey i think that guy is a goose!!
I can’t DO April Fool’s, cuz my ass will just sincerely take you at face value 99% of the time because who am I to say you’re making that up or not?? I don’t know your life.
I was at a restaurant once and asked for a Nutella milkshake and hes like “oh we’re out of that” and I, being someone who doesn’t want to make their lives difficult was like “oh okay, chocolate milkshake” and he said they were out of that, so when i was like “Alright… water is fine then” he said they were out of water and it was only then that I began to process that he was PROBABLY fucking with me.
No one can joke with me - at any time of the year - in public because I’ll just stare blankly as I am attempting to process and figure out the best way to respond but it will be JUST long enough to make YOU uncomfortable and think I’m an idiot.
honestly if I was walking through the forest and saw hozier there i wouldn’t even question it,, it’s where he belongs
Look what Kiki’s Delivery Service just dropped off!
How could one possibly say no to Jiji??? I’ll take 3 please 😍😍😍
found this comment on a video of some swans crossing the street. wow.
Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.
This is so important.
Abused kids speak a language you can’t learn
I’ll never forget the people who threw a fit about this post because they didn’t understand the anxiety when someone just seems angry while in your proximity
soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes
THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die
BABUSHKATS
babushkats.
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
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