uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.
They/them pronouns but not because of gender but because there’s two guys in there
This is the greatest audio post of all time
Fun fact: the music for Spyro the Dragon was composed and produced by Stewart Copeland, the drummer of the Police. These sick drum rolls are performed by a Rock and Roll Hall of Famer and one of the greatest drummers of all time. Fuck yea.
pedantic gamer moment but a lot of these are actually just a single drum roll sample from the Spectrasonics - Heart Of Africa sample CD
tinylobelia-deactivated20200702
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!
i hope the rest of these are beautiful pictures of lovely landscapes cause what the fuck is that
yeah maam here's the wellingtons. i know you said "same size" and they are the same weight but we had a bit of a bert-n-ernie situation is all
oh thank you i knew i forgot something
[Description: Russian cat owner complaining about how the cat playing in mud is gonna come back inside and smear dirt everywhere (again) in a lighthearted, amused way.]
Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel
imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother
this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site
How to make a story better: add dragons
bulph
How to make it even better: Add dragons you don’t have to kill.
You’re promoted
Best Idea, make the dragon the protagonist.
leafy-yawn
The prodragonist
Dragon Heritage Post
BG3 gameplay be like: to end my turn I will shove this enemy, not because it does anything 9 times out of 10 but because it’s an action I’m able to take and it feels good.
I like to see them fall flat on their ass
‘viva la death’ boots by into into
Hello Melissa. I'd like to play a game. You were blessed with the most beautiful, perfect toes. You know you do because you showed them on every one of your twitch streams. Yet you saw fit to ban me from your chat when I said "put those piggies in my mouth and I'll squeal."
You seek to shame those who appreciate your gifts, so I will take them away. I have attached a device to each of your feet. The gears inside will slowly push the blade down. Before you is a computer. You have 10 minutes to unban JohnKramer-HogTamer. For each minute that passes, you will lose a toe. And I will gain one.
