No Habla Español Fellas?

One of the great joys of being 30+ is the ability to laugh at shit that would’ve driven you absolutely WILD in a past life

Truly

*sees the bad disk horse floating about down the river*

Me:

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

Not letting this stay hidden in the tags @punkahudsonia

[Image caption for first addition: reply by @100493503004422 reading: "growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess." For second addition: tags reading: "#[grabs your face and whispers gently in your ear] it's the cultural Christianity #they made you fear a sin so old and wicked it has no name but First no home but your bones and no evidence but their own words #and beloved: it is not there #it was never there #no god in your heart and no sin in your bones #only you #beloved you can come out now #there is nobody but you". End caption.]

tipsy girl at the club is a kind of paladin

1. Immune to fear

2. Can give people stronger saves through a charisma based aura

3. Can detect evil

4. Can cast spells?

5. Can definitely smite.

The logic is sound.

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"

What

@is-apotato https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_Lobby_smuggling_scandal

They bought stolen artifacts from Iraq.

Honestly, they shouldn’t exist anymore. I don’t know how trafficking in stolen artifacts didn’t sink them.

cultural reset i fear

Jonathan Bailey

Met Gala 2024

I NEED THE FULL LOOK 😫😫 I KNOW SHE SERVE

Half of the fashion was garden theme, half of it is reawakening...

Trust Cardi not to have her phone charged 😭😭

Jonathan "I have a secret flower" Bailey at the MET GALA 2024

Cardi B attends the 2024 Met Gala

miss Cardi B is in the house with one of the biggest dresses i have ever seen. gorgeous.