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remember how in the first book the the cullen house has a button you can push to make a solid metal wall come down over the windows covering the entire southern side of the house???

esme may be prepared for the apocalypse but how the hell does that button not get pressed by one of her chaos kids at least once a week??

The real reason why Alice didn’t already have a Porche and Edward had to buy her one is because she prioritizes watching the future over watching the road so she just repeatedly crashes luxury cars into fences, buildings, and lamp posts when the visions get too juicy.

Not just driving, Alice repeatedly crashes into things while she’s walking. Fences, buildings, lamp posts, walls, people (Jasper)

And most of the time she crashes through and just keeps on walking without noticing

Exactly! It’s why Jasper’s always linking arms w her at school like it’s 1890 and he’s escorting her to the town ball.

It’s just awkward because she jumps around dancing and doing acrobatics when she isn’t getting visions, so there’s really no inbetween.

Also please consider Alice caught up in a vision and Jasper too distracted by his own thirst for blood to properly route them away from stationary objects, so he just walks them straight into a wall. Emmett never lets them live it down and it sparks a new slew of rumors about the Cullens.

my twilight project will continue indefinitely because I like twilight. here are some gals drawn on my ipad on procreate. Rosalie and Alice are wearing blush, don’t @ me about vampire logistics because I don’t have the answers

Rosalie and Alice should have had opposite roles in twilight. Think of it, Rosalie values humanity over everything. She craves being human and tries her best to emulate that. It would make much more sense to have Rosalie make a huge deal out of prom and Bella’s birthday and even Bella’s wedding. It should have been Rosalie itching to finally have a human friend and begging Edward to let her talk to Bella. Give me mechanic Rosalie fixing Bella’s truck after Petty Eddie breaks it. Give me mechanic Rosalie riding on Jake’s old motorcycle with Bella because she really did miss it and while vampire running makes her nauseous, biking makes her feel alive. Give me supportive Rosalie who has no diabolical motives to help pregnant Bella, give me Aunt Rose who showers her best friend’s daughter with affection because that’s just natural between them. Emmett already likes Bella, Rosalie’s love for her would just be the icing on the cake.

Then you have Alice, who saw various futures of Edward murdering his entire biology class to get to Bella’s blood, who saw Bella getting crushed by that van and potentially endangering everyone in that parking lot, who saw Edward maybe killing her in the meadow, who even saw the nomads sniffing around when there’s a fresca smelling human in their midst. You’re telling me Alice, the one who literally saw the Cullens and made them her entire future, is totally okay with this human danger magnet? Alice, who has firsthand knowledge of the destruction Bella could/would/did cause in their lives? Canon Alice didn’t give two shits about bringing human Bella to Volterra (where it was very likely she would die or at the very least could never remain human afterwards). Canon Alice had to be bribed with a foreign sports car to have a sleepover with Bella (ie kidnap her so she’d stay away from La Push). Alice is also visibly annoyed when Bella makes Edward step out of the fight, and Alice packs lingerie for Bella’s honeymoon when she should damn well know having sex as a human could kill her. Added to all of that is the fact that Alice can’t see around Nessie and is never shown to be directly interacting with her and we’re supposed to believe Aunt Alice gives as much of a damn about the kid as she does about Bella, which was already a pretty low bar? Alice never cared about Bella’s discomfort with dressing up and even forced newborn Bella into a cocktail dress knowing damn well newborn Bella would need to hunt ASAP. She guilt tripped Bella into having a big, fat wedding. Rosalie was the one to forgo her own discomfort with Bella to share her incredibly traumatic personal story because she cared about Bella making the wrong choice, and we’re supposed to believe Alice was the one in her corner? Lastly, Jasper is already weary around Bella for his own bloodlust reasons, it would be normal for Alice to be at least standoff-ish. Nothing adds up except for the fact that Smeyer probably couldn’t take it if Bella Self Insert Swan had a beautiful blonde goddess as a best friend

Twilight AU but Phil is actually a vampire. The cover is that he's a baseball player and that's why he moves so often

Renee wanted Bella to move with her dad because she was preparing for her own transformation, and she thinks that Bella will miss her less if they go their own separate ways before she turns

but imagine like how ever many years later when both should be long dead and then Bella and Renee run into each other at the grocery store

Someone put that spiderman meme in here