amogus chillin
bro how is he supposed to hit that

bro how is he supposed to hit that
question: what is a wizard’s least favorite shape?
The creature.
not the answer i was looking for but i am scared and confused so thank you
humans need a healthy dose of believing in benign bullshit. four leaf clovers. salt over the shoulder. if you don’t let it out in little ways it builds up inside of you where it rots until you join qanon.
this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
May I propose the fill ins?
i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime
mitch mcconnell at the state of the union address looking like the live slug reaction
happy bday curiosity, hope you’re having a good time up there
look i have no problem drinking water but i do have a problem getting up to pee when im already comfy
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
that actually is how frogs drink, so mission accomplished!
I hope the universe rewards your kindness.