I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is now that you're in the world

Excuse me forgetting, but these things I do. See I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue. Anyway the thing is; what I really mean, yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.

My boyfriend thinks blowjobs are degrading and has a fetish for eating me out. Yes, ladies. A perfect man exists