It will take every single sign the universe can throw at you to realize that you are capable of being loved. Specifically, by an animatronic daycare attendant.
Source: archiveofourown.org
Anonymous asked:
Can you please write a blurb for Arvin with the prints 52 and 84? Also can it be fluff please? Thank you!!!!
It has been a while since I've written for Arvin! Glad to be getting back to him, hope you enjoy love! As always feedback and reblogs are greatly appreciated! Also I’m sorry for the late night post, I love you guys xx
Babies and Rivers
52 - “Help me, my leg is asleep.”
84 - "Why are you sticky?"
Pairing: Arvin Russell x Reader
Warnings: None
Summary: Arvin and you head to the river to relax after a long day
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Arvin watched as you paced down the driveway towards his car, it was obvious already that you were exhausted. You were slouched over, your hair, which had been down when he dropped you off, was now tied in a messy ponytail. Arvin leaned over to open the door for you as you approached the car.
“Hey sunshine,” he smiled, “Why the sour face?”
You shot him the dirtiest look he’d ever seen as you climbed into the passenger seat, “We are never, ever having kids.”
He laughed, “That bad?”
You nodded, “You have no idea. They were acting crazy all day, Jonathan started screaming if I put him down for even a second, and I couldn’t get Henry to sit down for anything. I mean even during lunch he kept getting up and running around.”
“I’m sorry darlin’,” he frowned and kissed the back of your hand, “Why don’t we skip the river today? We can just head back to mine or yours so you can rest for a while.”
“No, no, I still wanna go,” you insisted, “I’m sure you already packed food up and everything…”
“I did, but we still don’t have to go.”
“I want to, I’m sure I’ll feel better after I eat and sit down for a while,” you scooted into the middle seat of his truck and kissed his cheek.
“Alright,” he grinned, “But let me know if you change your mind.”
“Yay,” you cheered, snuggling into his side as he pulled onto the road.
Arvin set his hand on your leg but almost instantly retracted it, his face contorting to disgust, “Why are you sticky?”
“Oh god,” you groaned and looked down at your legs, they looked fine but when you touched them they were sticky, “I let the boys have some popsicles, I thought I got it all off of me,” you cringed as you poked your leg, “That’s disgusting.”
Arvin started to laugh, “Don’t worry, you can rinse off in the river.”
You sighed and leaned back against the car seat, “You better have packed some good food.”
“Don’t worry, I made us some sandwiches, and I went to that bakery downtown and got some of those little cakes you like,” he reached over for you again, running the back of his fingers down your cheek, “You could close your eyes for a minute pretty girl.”
“I’m okay,” you assured, turning lazily towards him, “You’re the best boyfriend in the world, you know that?”
“I try my best,” he lifted his arm, giving you room to snuggle up underneath it, “Now come here, sticky or not, I like having you close.”
Fire Meet Gasoline
Pairing: Arvin Russel x Reader
Synopsis: when you see your ex boyfriend in public, you ask the closet stranger to pretend to be your boyfriend
Requested by @xtom-darling-x17
Arvin wasn’t one to offer help to people, much less a stranger, but you had caught his eye. He stood by his car after filling his tank with gas and watched you stare at the gas pumps with a puzzled look on your face. He had seen you pull into the gas station with such confidence, but that was all gone now that you had to pick the right pump to put in your car. Arvin debated driving away and letting you figure it out by yourself since after all, he didn’t even know you. But after watching you hesitantly reaching for the diesel for the third time, he decided to speak up.
“Need help miss?” He asked as he approached you. You stiffened up at the sound of his voice and took an instinctive step away from him.
“No. I’m fine, thanks.” You replied without looking at him.
“You sure about that?” Arvin asked as he watched you hesitantly pick up the diesel pump.
“Said I don’t need any help from the likes of you, all right?” You said again. “Just leave me alone and go on your way.”
ROMANTIC HEADCANNONS: Hobart Brown
i don't know much about Hobbie, just what i've seen of him in the trailer. i think he's fun! :D this was made before the movie's come out by the way, so we're going off the barebones research ive done on the wiki and my silly brain impulses.
Show me where it hurts (part 2)
Miguel O'Hara x spiderwoman!reader
(AO3 Mirror), Part 1, Main Masterlist
summary: You confront Miguel.
warnings: breeding kink, cum play, animalistic behaviour (not quite ABO), mutual masturbation, dirty talk, praise and degradation, Miguel eats ass like a fucking champ, general filth etc etc. very very 18+, minors dni (and i will b blocking!)
a/n: thank you for all the support for part 1! I will say, all the comments about relationship building and stuff do make me laugh a little bc this part is literally just p0rn with a teensy tiny bit of feelings.. but if you follow me this should be pretty standard by now.
wc: 4k ish
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You let yourself in again, but not until after pounding on the door.
You think he's home, the scent of something in the air. At first glance, his place is empty, but a mess : cushions ripped off the couch, kitchen ransacked of its contents, floor covered in blankets and clothes. It makes you worry: Miguel is so clean it's scary . He would never leave his place like this. You hear something from his bedroom and rush towards it.
He's there, back turned on the bed. But something's wrong. In sweats and a tank top, he's breathing heavily, clutching at the sheets.
"You shouldn't be here." He strains.
ROMANTIC HEADCANNONS: Pavitr Prabhakar
@emmy-luv Hi! this is literally the first request i've ever gotten!! i literally watched the new movie last night and started working on this immedietely after beecause i was so excited. there aren't really any spoilers in here- but i got a better feel for Pavitr's charecter after watching it so i'm glad i waited. i hope you enjoy :D
SPIDER VERSE INCORRECT QUOTES!
Pavitr: Bro-
Y/n: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Y/n: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Y/n: Are you trying to seduce me?
Pavitr: Why, are you seducible?
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Hobie: *sees Pavitr and Y/n together*
Hobie: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Gwen: You mean... you ship them?
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Y/n, in a room with Pavitr, Hobie , and Gwen: It’s calm in here.
Y/n: It scares me…
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Hobie: Truth or dare?
Y/n: Dare.
Hobie: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Y/n: Hey Pavitr?
Pavitr, blushing: Yeah?
Y/n: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Gwen.
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Hobie : Why are Pavitr and Y/n sitting with their backs to each other?
Gwen: They had a fight.
Hobie : Then why are they holding hands?
Gwen: They get sad when they fight.
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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.
Y/n: Which one? I have seven.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
Y/n: Which one? I have seven.
Hobie, distantly: HEY!!!
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Y/n: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Hobie: This is a lie.
Hobie: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Hobie: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Hobie: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Y/n: Nope, there's 26.
Hobie: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Y/n : Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Hobie: You'll get the D later ;).
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Hobie: That was so hot, Y/n .
Y/n : I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Hobie: I'm so in love with you.
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Pavitr: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Y/n : Hi.
Pavitr: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
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Pavitr: So you like cats?
Y/n : Yeah.
Pavitr: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier
turns out that being compassionate towards myself during moments of uncertainty and stress is the best thing i can do for myself
This Was Your Idea
You offer to babysit Bowser Junior so that Peach can gain Bowser’s aid in search of something important. He’s a menace. You’re exhausted. Good luck.
This was hastily thrown together but I hope it’s enjoyed nonetheless. I wanted to do something small to take a break from A Missing Gem. Gn!Reader as per usual.
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You would think after years of being a friend of a princess you’d get used to sitting in a room with diplomats for meetings. But no matter how many times you did it your heart still raced as you took a seat in the chair to Peach’s left, Mario and Luigi on her right, with yet another member of royalty and his advisor across from you. Meetings with that particular royal were few and far in between but there was an emergency at hand that required you to work together.
King Bowser of the Koopa Kingdom, along with his magkoopa Kamek, owed a favor to the Mushroom Kingdom. One that Peach decided to use to help with the approaching issue. A curse had been laid upon the toads and the only solution was a magical herb deep in the forests far away from home and she was seeking his help in her search.
Bowser seemed mostly on board with the plan, though he outwardly despised the idea of working with the two brothers and not getting to go with Peach alone. There was something on his mind. Something that made him keep circling back to ask why she needed his help.
There was a yelp from the hallway outside coupled with the patter of three sets of feet. Two toads and Bowser Junior burst through the door. His little legs carrying him quickly.
“Apologies princess, he’s too fast for us to keep up,” one toad said while the other continued to chase the boy around the table. Junior leapt up into his father’s paws which caused the toad to stop dead in his tracks and back away with his hands up.
“It’s alright,” Peach stated, raising a hand to the panicked toads, “He can remain with us, thank you.”
Oringinally, the two had been put in charge of watching Junior during the meeting. Bowser had brought him along and expressed that it was necessary at the moment. According to Kamek, the Koopalings were all off on seperate magical retreats and Kammy had to accompany Wendy for hers and Bowser wouldn’t leave Junior home alone.
Seeing Junior in Bowser’s arms helped you connect why he seemed to hesitant to make the trip. It was merely bad timing. The kid wiggled in his dad’s grasp and complained loudly about how bored he was. You noticed the way Peach bit her lip as she tried to think of how to get Bowser to agree. She genuinely needed his help.
“If you need someone to watch Junior while we’re gone I assure you my toads can do that,” she suggested.
Junior stuck his tongue out and at first you thought it was at Peach but the angle showed it was at Mario who you heard scoff.
“They can’t even watch him for a few minutes for our meeting I doubt they can do that for a day or two,” Bowser responded.
Anonymous asked:
Reader sitting patiently inside a mushroom kindom room.
Koopalings and Bowser Jr knock down the doors violently.
Reader, Sips tea with a smile: Hello my babies
Koopalings: Hi mama!!
The kids would definitely be running around like cats desperately searching for their owner, complete with yelling and knocking things over
Peach: What's that noise?
Reader, sipping her tea: My kids
Peach: I thought you didn't have any...?
Reader: I accidentally adopted 8 of them. Brace for noise
Peach: What...?
Junior as he bursts into the room, followed by the Koopalings: MAMA!
Peach: Oh, hi, Junio-
Junior, scoffing as they all make a beeline for reader: No not you. Never you
Peach, stunned:
Bowser from the back: They grow up so fast :')
Reader, waving at Peach as the kids carry her out: Bye, Princess! Thanks for the tea!
Peach: ....what the FUCK just happened....
Anonymous asked:
please please please can we have a soft and sweet cuddling one shot with bowser? 😭 i just imagine his big arms keeping us from leaving and the playful kisses just… AHHH soft bowser is a favorite of mine. if you do this thank you so much!!!! i hope you have a good day/night <33
i love this idea so much!!! it took me a little bit to get on this, but here you go <33
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Gentle sunlight filtered through the tall stained glass window of Bowser’s bedroom, landing on your face with uncomfortable precision. You awoke, eyes fluttering open and bringing a hand up to shield them from the bright rays. Flipping onto your other side, you nuzzled into the King’s belly in an attempt to get a bit more sleep.
Big jumbo himbo energy on Bowser.
Koopa King x fed-up Reader, my beloveds.
I'm losing my mind, I can't wait to see this movie.
I just read Playboy and... Oh boy. Damn. Bashful Joel is *the best.* Also, I'm so curious if they woke up Ellie lmao that would be horribly, deliciously awkward
𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡
pairing: Joel Miller x Reader
word count: 819
warnings: awkward. Very subtle references to smut. Not proof read.
note: I loved this ask so much that I had to write it just for funsies. I think I try really hard (too hard) sometimes to be a serious writer when sometimes I’m in need of a little bit of fun! See the fic that inspired this ask here. PLEASE NOTE: at the end of this there are two dashes ( - - ) there is a glitch removing the last paragraph of my fic so this is the only way I can curb it!
Fuchsia blurs across Ellie’s cheekbones, encroaching on the skin of her throat and exposing her obvious discomfort in the silvery reflection of the wing mirror. You chew on the inside of your cheek raw as you watch her for hours, her eyes staring into the obscure image of the passing evergreen outside the window as though she was experiencing shell shock.
“You’re uncharacteristically quiet, Kid,” Joel speaks up through the silence, his eyes drifting up to the wing mirror glass and assessing the image of Ellie’s reflected mortification. Outwardly cringing, she glances forward at Joel and shrugs awkwardly.
“Yeah, well, you were ‘uncharacteristically’ loud last night,” she mumbles under her breath, and you swear you feel your insides curdle. Joel’s eyebrow arches slightly in question, but you know exactly what she’s touching on, swallowing back your urge to explain and apologise.
“Gotta speak up, Kiddo. Can’t hear you on that side,” Joel reminds Ellie of his deaf ear, and you find yourself closing your eyes in mortification at his insistence to find out what was bugging the poor, tortured girl.
Anonymous asked:
Can I has a Joel x reader request where he ends up picking her up along the way(saving her) and she just kinda sticks around. She's good at medicinal herbs and foraging. speaking of WHY ARE THERE NO CHARACTERS LIKE THAT IN ANY POST APOCALYPTIC SHOW/MOVIE like that should be a course. Idk I want it to be fluffy like a clicker or an infected is running at her and he gets rid of it
I love this idea for sure, I hope you like it :)
"You're a fucking botanist?"
That was the first thing Joel asked me when he found me stranded in the country side of Wyoming, a young girl attached to his side when he looked down at the botany book in my hands and the array of flowers and twigs around me.
He almost shot me. Of course he didn't tell me that till weeks later, when we were finally settled in with his brother and the rest of civilization back in Jackson. He claimed that he thought I was infected by how much I was shaking but my claim was that it was nearly negative five degrees and my anxiety was skyrocketing as soon as I heard him step on a twig twenty feet away from me.
He saved me from freezing to death and getting mauled by a clicker and insulted my career in the same five minutes.
"Well botany was useless until the end of the world, huh?"
"I like to think that we were always useful, just not in obvious ways."
"Are you alone out here?" The girl asks with a kinder smile than the expression the mystery man is giving me, his eyes drooping low to look over me and my backpack to my left. She steps past the frightening man to step between the two of us, giving the man a hesitant but kind look before turning back to me.
the vow
pairing: joel x f! reader
rating: 18+
warnings: smut, fingering, possessive sex
You know he’ll notice. It’s not exactly subtle.
You could make up an excuse. Maybe you fell down the stairs, or knocked your face on that nightstand that’s just a little too close to your bed.
Except he won’t buy it. You know he won’t buy it. You’re a terrible liar, and he’s …. well, he’s weirdly perceptive: in a grizzled, angry sort of way. He’ll sniff you out like a bloodhound.
And he does. About five seconds after he meets you by the docks, in the old FEDRA warehouse with the green-and-white door.
Anonymous asked:
lowkey highkey perhaps yearning for some inosuke + breeding kink because like,, mans was raised like a boar by a herd of em and has animal instincts and characteristics,, mans absolutely has a breeding kink and i cannot be convinced otherwise.
or tanjiro with a breeding kink, he definitely wants a family so there’s no way he doesn’t have one 👀
ps. LOVING part 2 of the demon!reader fic it’s incredible <33 you know how succubus/devil tails have the little sharp triangle-like shape at the end? i imagine reader’s is heart-shaped at the end and glows pretty colors, maybe different shades for the amount of desire?
ps ps. still brainstorming a nickname as we speak
NSFW!!! MDNI!!
Minors and Ageless Blogs Will Be Blocked!
I’m so glad that you liked Demon!Reader! She’s so cute and yes, she absolutely has a sensitive, glow-in-the-dark, heart-shaped tail!