The MCU heroes are so weak they had to do all that just to defeat a wannabe philosopher when any of the 5 main characters of ATLA could have defeated him singlehandedly.
Miles should know better than to look directly at the sun ☀️
top 3 pavitr prabhakar moments:
- "and this is where the british stole all of our stuff!"
- "now let me guess you're gonna ask me about saffron and cardamom and naan bread which is the same as saying bread bread which is the same as saying CHAI TEA >:(" "oh i love chai tea" "NO"
- "well that was another easy adventure for spider-ma---" [everything explodes]
Adventures in babysitting: a saga
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The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic …
the Bard will never die.
and this comic is fucking genius.
Gwen’s just as down bad as Miles, she just doesn’t know how to draw
*Keeps the Accidental Haircut Miles Gave Her Even Though She Hated It At First*
*Drums Out Her Angst Over Not Being Able to See Miles Again For Several Minutes*
*Stares Wistfully at a Printed-Out Selfie They Took Together*
*Risks the Entire Multiverse Just to Spend Half an Hour With Him*
*Melts Over His Numerous Drawings of Her*
*Stares at Him Like He Hung the Moon in the Sky*
*Can’t Hold His Hand So She Settles for an Affectionate Shoulder Bump Instead*
*Looks Back At Him For a Second When She Leaves His Parents’ Party*
*Longingly Says Goodbye to a “Faraway” Miles While Hoping That Someway Somehow He Will Hear Her*
*Tries to Stop Miles From Risking His Life Rescuing Officer Singh and a Little Girl*
*Says She Always Thinks He’s Amazing After He Saves Officer Singh’s Life*
*Webs Miles Away From Margo Fast Out of Jealousy*
*Defends Him Against Miguel Even if She Wasn’t Really On Miles’ Side at the Time*
*Looks Heartbroken When He Cuts the Web She Used to Keep Him From Falling to His Death in Nueva York Out of Distrust*
*Cries When He Says Goodbye to Her But Smiles Slightly At the Thought That He Got Away From the Spider Society*
*Gets Kicked Out of the Spider Society for Being Too Much of a Liability When it Comes to Miles*
*Senses That He’s in the Wrong Universe at the Same Time He Does and Steals His Jacket in a Bid For Some Comfort and Reassurance*
*Tells Miles’ Parents That He Taught Her to Believe in the Impossible*
*Assembles An Entire Taskforce to Find Him*
You know Miles “Who’s Morales” Morales, Gwen “Gwanda” Stacy and Pavitr “This is your daughter, I do not know her” Prabhakar are all absolutely horrible liars, but Hobie? Hobie is the extremely rare Spiderperson who can actually lie perfectly, and he can, will, and certainly does use that to his advantage.
Wow I can’t wait for Beyond the Spiderverse when Miles returns and introduces his parents to the crew.
“This is Gwen, my girlfriend, her boyfriend Hobie, who is also my boyfriend because monogamy is capitalist construct designed to enforce heteronormativity, and Pavitr, who’s sometimes also our boyfriend when he’s not with his girlfriend.
guitar lessons
[id: It’s a drawing of Hobie teaching Pavitr how to play the guitar. Pavitr sits criss-cross with Hobie’s guitar in his lap with his tongue poking out of his mouth in concentration and Hobie sits behind him with his hands also on the guitar and a smile on his face. They are both drawn as they are depicted in the movie, Hobie having dark brown skin, wicks, and numerous piercings, and Pavitr with brown skin and wavy hair. Their outfits are also the same as in the movie, Hobie with a leather jacket, plaid and patched pants, a blue shirt, and spiked bracelets, and Pavitr in a red and blue Spider-Man suit adorned with gold. The only difference is Hobie is without his boots, simply wearing blue socks instead. He is outlined in a paper-y texture and the guitar is outlined in yellow. /end id]
Pavitr being a Gwiles' shipper? YEAH B!TCH!!!
I live for ATSV's Gwiles' shippers 🤭💕
Top Left- Miles
Top Right- Gwen
Bottom Left- Hobie
Bottom Right- Pavitr
Someone needs to draw this, my tablet is broken.
Fanon perception:
The actual text of the show:
guys the huge difference is actually really funny when I’m not actively crying about it
#this is the reason we love stiles though.#he suggests murder every single episode atleast once (understandably)#and i love that#look at all the supernatural creatures being like#“peace” “dont hurt anyone”#and then stiles: murder. violence#scott: *holding back stiles*#i love you scott mccall#and stiles stilinski#sciles#scott mccall#scott mccall defense squad
Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons