I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

Amy Poehler  (via wolf-cub)

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

This…. This is my favorite thing.

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

sex with the bf be like

bf: why wont it go in

[silence]

bf: i think there’s something up there hold on

bf: [pulls out the tmh album out of my ass] bruh wtf…….

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

​Yessss bitchess

Funniest gif of the boys. Zayn fake punches Liam which makes him & Louis bump heads. Louis is like ‘wtf’. Harry is like ‘what just happened?’ & Niall is just in the corner being an angel & in Niall land thinking ‘we made it’ (:

It’s all so sad and thought provoking until you get to Chicken Little lol

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

\m/

nooooooooooo 😂😂😂