Tumblr comedy nowadays is just like "I was accosted by an Ape but luckily the skull appeared"
byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023
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byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023
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askboxmemes
REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS
I can only imagine (its all going to be weird sex shit I can feel it)
the fuck you brothers
I'm eat shit
And I'm die
wait
"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."
-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great
"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"
-This girl
They are both right






