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That Hieronymus Bosch. What a weirdo.

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OK OK OK I know everyone is all over sleeveless turtleneck Crowley, but for the love of God I cannot get this out of my head

(Leaves room to headcannon that he wore this after things started going to shit so that he could get his wings out more easily)

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The Good Omens fandom on tumblr is so special to me because one post will essentially be a poetic, philosophical analysis of a 5-second shot and the very next post would read as “do you think Aziraphale would say grace before giving Crowley head?”

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zaxal

aziraphale at the end of s2 looking so stiff and deeply uncomfortable if not scared i am holding him i am protecting him he's never done anything wrong in his whole entire life

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lakevida

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there’s nothing wrong with day drinking

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Plot twist:

The Book of Life threat is a total bluff. The Book of Life has been missing from Heaven since, well, ages ago. And what better place to disguise something so important than hiding it in plain sight, in an off-site angelic embassy filled to the brim with similar ancient-looking volumes? What could possibly go wrong?

Aziraphale, one night after sending mafia members packing: I should hollow out a book and hide a gun in it

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I really like the description the book gives of Anathema, of having features that are individually pretty but together give the impression that her face was put together hastily with no real plan. Like ahh, of course. She’s Generic Attractive. She’s “everyone is beautiful and no one is horny” attractive.

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zaxal

Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, 6.6k

Consensual Non-Consent, Established Relationship, Knifeplay, Collars, Choking, Object Insertion, Divinity Kink, BDSM, Bondage, Crowley has a Vulva, Aziraphale has a Penis

Today, Crowley feels as though he could tear down half the city and still have room for dessert. Of course he makes his way to Aziraphale’s bookshop, looking for something only Aziraphale can give him.

have fun :V

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saw a post this morning that got me thinking about bookbinding and the inherently transformative and collaborative nature of fandom, so:

edit: i guess i should have clarified: hand-bound books for PERSONAL use, not for profit or resale! i think that's something obvious to me as a bookbinder but not to writers/artists so i thought i'd clarify

If you want to make it easy for your fellow fans to create things based on your work - things like hand bound personal copies or podfics or fanart of your OCs etc - then I recommend you consider editing your AO3 profile to include a permissions statement.

In your statement, you can say what types of works you give permission for others to do based on your work. You can also say what you refuse permission for. If you have caveats like "but please link back to my original fic" or "but please let me know it exists" etc. then you can add those onto your profile as well.

Doing this makes it clear to others what they can and can't do with your works, and it cuts down on the social anxiety that can sometimes be involved.

You can also add yourself to the Fanwork Permission Statement List, which is a wonderful resource. They even have a browser extension that will highlight on AO3 any authors who are listed within the FPSlist.

There is also a Permission Builder!! In case you don't know how to write it, or what to include, or what caveats you might want to consider.

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bexism
aziraphale | everybody loves me

i completely forgot to upload this here, have an aziraphale edit

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Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence.

(Antoine de Saint-Exupéry)

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carnal

from Christian Latin carnalis, from carocarn- ‘flesh’ -pertaining to or characterized by the flesh or the body, its passions and appetites; sensual -merely human; worldly

chewing drywall at the parallel with Eve eating the apple but crowley chose to tempt aziraphale with meat.

also bonus XXX content under the cut

the art under the cut knocked me out so i might have written something to go with it

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Just wanted to pop in and say I have been noticing a lot of younger people say you are the one who has changed their minds on censorship and "problematic" content in fiction and I want to thank you for it.

It's becoming a huge issue in fandom spaces that people are morally judging others for fiction and it is scary to see, especially because a lot of the younger people are queer and are parroting the same rhetoric conservatives do about queer fiction. Having someone like you speaking out against it and standing by your convictions is an amazing help in stopping these communities from becoming depressing witch hunts for those who are deemed "freaks". And us freaks appreciate it a lot 💖

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You are very welcome.

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