Happy Good Omens day!

I made so much fan art of them back in 2019 and found this lil thing that I still find cute.

I remember there were debates in the thread if that was a tree or an explosion. It can be whatever you want it to be 😌

here you go i got One blooper

Should have left that in!

So yesterday I watched all the historical scenes of Crowley and Aziraphale in chronological order and then feverishly came up with a new interpretation of the "you go too fast for me Crowley scene" so here it is:

Ok so now we know from season 2 that the Dirty Donkey pub where Crowley holds his heist-planning meeting is right across the street from Aziraphale's bookshop. This means that when Aziraphale goes to meet Crowley in his car he literally just walks across the street, but it also means that when Crowley offers to drive Aziraphale somewhere he isn't offering to take him home. The previous implication of that interaction was that Crowley was going to drive Aziraphale back to his bookshop, but Crowley knows that the bookshop is only a 30 second walk away so that's obviously not the case. In fact, Crowley doesn't actually ask Aziraphale if he wants to be driven home, what he actually says is "can I drop you anywhere?" and then "I'll give you a lift, anywhere you want to go".

So now we know that Crowley isn't trying to drive Aziraphale home, the conclusion we have to draw is that he's asking him if he wants to go somewhere else with Crowley. This is kind of a covert way of wording things, but Crowley is still testing the waters at this point in their relationship. He pulled this same tactic in 1941 when he said he would give Aziraphale a "lift home" and then ended up taking him somewhere else which led to them spending the entire evening together. "I'll give you a lift" has essentially become code for "let's hang out". This also explains why Crowley looks genuinely disappointed and upset when Aziraphale turns down his offer (and why Aziraphale acts apologetic about it).

But, considering that we know Aziraphale has fallen for Crowley by now AND that they went out together in 1941, why the "you go too fast for me Crowley" line? My explanation is this: in 1941, Crowley nearly got in big trouble with Hell simply for having been seen with Aziraphale, and not only did he not seem that bothered by it but he is now asking Aziraphale if he wants to go out again even though they've both been directly confronted with the risk this poses for him. I think it scares Aziraphale that Crowley is willing to risk so much just to spend time with him - he's not ready to confront the truth of what that means yet, and he's also not yet at the point where he'd be willing to take the same risk with Heaven. As usual, Crowley is a step ahead of him in terms of his commitment to their relationship, hence "you go too fast for me". Keep in mind that Aziraphale was very caught up in the moment in 1941 and has had a lot of time to reflect since then about the potential consequences of a relationship with Crowley, and he's just not ready yet even if he definitely wants it.

As a side note, I think it makes a lot of sense that this is the point when Aziraphale agrees to give Crowley the holy water (and why Crowley is more determinedly seeking it in the first place), because now both he and Crowley more fully understand the the danger Crowley will be in if Hell finds out what the two of them have been up to.

Rule of Threes:

In s1, Aziraphale gave his sword away to humanity, out of kindness, and accidentally invented War [On Earth]

In s2, he counterattacked by blowing up his halo and accidentally declared War [On Hell]

Hypothesis: In s3 he will declare War On heaven, On Purpose.

this is the best self indulgence ever,and that’s all your fault

I drew this three years ago

Just finished watching Heartstopper🍂

And I'm not kidding,

They're so cute my heart literally STOPPED😭🥺🧡🍂✨

10 Worst characters in Good Omens🔪

10. There aren't

9. Any characters

8. In Good Omens

7. That deserve to be labelled

6. As the worst

5. Because all the characters

4. Have their own

3. Backgrounds and characteristics

2. Which make them unique and interesting

1. Metatron

Babe, uncomfortable feelings are a part of life. They will come, as they have right now. They will go, as they always have. Then they’ll come back again, but they’ll also go again. There is no ‘peak existence’ that doesn’t include emotional discomfort. So, make some space for it, watch your little show, eat a little treat— a little enjoyment can co-exist with your discomfort. Try again tomorrow.

"Stay with them through ups & downs."

Downs are NOT:

Downs are:

Stop normalizing putting yourself through trauma trying to prove to somebody that you love them.

Also, things I didn't realize were abuse so maybe others don't either.

From TheHotline.org

Fact about me: every time I see hate for Sara Eriksson on tumblr or elsewhere on the internet, my love for her only grows stronger. I then write more fanfiction scenes about her out of spite.

And now I’m going to go do just that!

i see your “Crowley has a kink about watching Aziraphale eat” and raise you “it’s literally his profession he is the snake from the garden of Eden his entire thing is watching people eat shit that’ll piss off God”.

What if both? Started out as his Purpose, his job, then he was horrified-yet-amused to discover it turned his crank?

this is honestly the most Crowley thing of all time— just trying to do your fucking job and then finding out it makes you uncomfortably horny

please enjoy my favorite “no context” moments from good omens 2

@livebloggingmydescentintomadness don’t hide this in the tags! You’re right and you SHOULD say it (also these are marvelous, excellent choices 😂).

If I read something on the asks that feels genuinely threatening or dangerous, or that's actually abusive, I just delete it and block the person.

If I'm answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I'm concerned even if it's apparently threatening or angry, it's meant humorously or with love.

It's never appropriate to dogpile people. Never appropriate to threaten or abuse them, even if you think you are doing it for me and with the best of intentions. Don't.

If you are upset on my behalf, or on behalf of all Tumblr users, just think "this is probably a tone-deaf attempt at humour" and let it go.

So, I’ve come here from dead bird app and uh, very lost, don’t understand this format 😭

Anyways have dinosaur!

#lost #help #dinosaur #paleoart

I find it hysterical that the headcanon that ineffable bureaucracy would take the shortest possible amount of time to fall in love, figure that out, and get together while our ineffable husbands take 6,000+ years to even get close to talking about their feelings is now canon.

good omens is fun to watch because david tennant brings to the table looking confusingly incredibly hot no matter what hes doing or wearing. meanwhile michael sheen brings to the table every emotion that has ever been experienced in the history of mankind

I drew this while on an airplane today, and definitely got a couple weird looks from my poor seat-neighbor over it.

Bringing back my most-brainwormy fan art of 2019 in honor of S2 coming soon u_u

even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

heartstopper teaching that you don’t have to forgive people who were shitty to you just because they apologize